Story Time with Tom & Mike 172 - Christmas BALLS

We tried.  We really tried to make a wholesome Christmas episode.  But time and time again, we ended up talking about extremely dark shit.  Not even alcohol helped.

Topics include: burning turds like Yule logs; giving up on Christmas trees; post-holiday blues; New Year's Eve; unpleasant family reunions; Trump trading cards; garbage celebrity weed; meat-eating cows; hot tub soup; severe worker's rights issues at Santa's Workshop; eggnog; Tom enjoys some Mad Elf from Troegg's (and becomes increasingly drunk); the Pope is a slut; Mike shows Tom some pictures on his phone, which si great for an audio podcast; pinkbutt; why do women find Pete Davidson attractive?; we try so hard to be Christmasy; the other side of the story; locker room power moves; Mike spent a little too much time looking at fart porn; making music; being a teenager and oversexualizing everything; Tom's bigfoot-hunter friend

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