Story Time with Tom & Mike 174 - Creepy & Cantankerous

In an unusual turn of circumstances, we recorded in the same room.  Seemingly the only difference is that now I (Tom) can actually smell Mike's farts.

Topics include: dad's old porno mags; sexually imprinting to a gigantic stuffed giraffe at a tender age; little people; Tom is creepy and Mike is cantankerous; shaving your balls; not answering your phone; dialup internet; enabling child predators; misleading nutrition labels; cats can make you sick; Two Truths and a Lie

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