Story Time with Tom & Mike 190 - Iron Maiden of Dildos

We're back!  After something like seven weeks of radio silence, we have returned to give you the kind of energy that only two hefty middle-aged men can give at the end of the week!

Topics include: Pride and the people who are inexplicably against it; Mike spies a gibbon, or possibly a baboon; dildos as a preventative safety method; punctuation as a means of discussing human anatomy; astronaut-based snacks; evolution gun; more Pride stuff; inexplicable bird; Mike's erotic alien fantasy; a firepit full of broken glass; if you're going to be a theist, don't be a hypocrite; Mike's first experience with marijuana; Tom is bested by a one-armed man; some dude poured coffee on his butthole because he lost a bet; Christmas in July?; Tom hangs out with Wiccans; commit to the shit

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