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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Aug 26, 2022
Friday Aug 26, 2022
Years before Story Time with Tom & Mike, we did a short-lived podcast called Sounds Sketchy, in which we did improv comedy. This is the result of that experiment.
Friday Aug 19, 2022
Friday Aug 19, 2022
Once again, we are unable to present a new episode this week. Instead, please enjoy this bonus content, previously aired on our Patreon.
In the early days of the podcast we used to run a segment called Kevin's Korner, in which an insane text-to-speech robot rambles psychotically about various things. This episode includes roughly 20 never-before-aired rants from Kevin, all in one episode!
Thursday Aug 11, 2022
Thursday Aug 11, 2022
In this full-length episode of content cut from Episode 130, Brandon Marsdin joins us as we talk about music, movies, sports, social awkwardness, trolling people IRL, and military stories.
Brandon can be found on his and Tom's podcast, UnCancelled: https://rss.com/podcasts/uncancelledpodcast
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 05, 2022
Friday Aug 05, 2022
Little known fact, back in the early 2000s, Tom and Mike had a band called Taintmouth.
Topics include: spineless managers; starched BDU caps and rain are a BAD mix; how do you fuck a snake?; Get Rich or Die Gaming; Peen Cam; old arcade games; the Best Best Buy
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Mike lets flies land on his naked taint.
Topics include: Tom talks about his recent family reunion; masturbation prevents monkeypox?; Mike retells the story of the time he was used as a medical experiment; getting kicked directly in the anus; Lauren Boebert's miserable restaurant loses its lease; man lives in car with 47 cats
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jul 22, 2022
Friday Jul 22, 2022
Collecting the best of episodes 50 - 52.
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jul 15, 2022
Friday Jul 15, 2022
Amber returns for an extra long episode, in which we learn that Tom never liked the Animaniacs. Mucho gusto!
Topics include: zombie spiders; 4th of July; yard games; gene manipulation gone wrong; consciousness; Beano; 80's and 90's cartoons; we take a quiz to find out which X-Men character we are
Amber's podcast, Quiz Ms. can be found at Anchor.fm/QuizMs
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Would you watch a version of Quantum Leap featuring the Pope instead of Dr. Sam Beckett? I sure as heck would!
Topics include: celebrities with problems; the world is going to hell; Lauren Boebert; retro TV; congressional UFO hearings; viral video shows Pope Francis "disappearing"
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Friday Jul 01, 2022
How fast can you unzip someone ELSE'S fly?
Topics include: Roe vs. Wade; UK cop gets fired for pulling out a coworker's penis and commenting on its size; the Vaseline Bandit; the Barbie movie; Lexus owner and library card holder tired of having "fully grown potatoes" thrown at his head
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jun 24, 2022
Friday Jun 24, 2022
Oh ho ho! It is what zee French call zee game of life and death, you see.
Topics include: The Baltimore National Aquarium; The Mighty Boosh; Tim Allen; Mike Lindell; lawyer jumps against window to prove it's shatter-proof and plummets to his death; would you eat mac & cheese flavored ice cream?
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ