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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Saturday May 21, 2022
Saturday May 21, 2022
Tom advocates stealing dipping sauces from Papa John's to use at other restaurants.
Topics include: we go to a Dead Milkmen show; stupid things you do when you're drunk; strippers; DC is once again besieged, this time by turkeys; pizza and beer; high school student misses 140 days of school and somehow passes all his classes; high school stories;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday May 13, 2022
Friday May 13, 2022
From masturbation to injury and somewhere in between, we talk about people getting injured in stupid ways in this episode.
Topics include: the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth; man masturbates multiple time on a crowded flight; an average masturbation session ends in a punctured lung; Washington D.C.'s rabid fox problem; D&D Guessing Game (part two); woman hospitalized because she would not fart in front of her partner; hostile architecture; we fall for a fake article
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday May 06, 2022
Friday May 06, 2022
Did you know that the word 'mastodon' literally means "nipple teeth"? It's true! Plenty more fun facts like that in this week's episode, guest starring Tony from God Chat with God & Tony!
Topics include: The Mighty Boosh; the meanings behind language; Idiocracy; Tucker Carlson's tanned balls; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; travel; how much would you have to be paid to eat a dog turd?
God Chat with God & Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 29, 2022
Friday Apr 29, 2022
Erica and Lea join us as we try to figure out exactly what genre their and our podcasts belong in. We also talk about food a lot, because you know how we do.
Topics include: drunk podcasting; niching down; Mike has a harrowing fast food experience; dipping French fries into a Wendy's Frosty; why modern hip-hop is garbage; Tom's three-year playlist; musicals;
Don't forget to check out Hey Sister Soul Sister: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hey-sister-soul-sister/id1483172828
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 22, 2022
Friday Apr 22, 2022
Tom quizzes Mike - who has no knowledge of D&D - on various spells from the 5th Edition Player's Handbook.
Topics include: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; D&D guessing game; terribly written vegan propaganda; 1.2 million dollars worth of fajitas (awww yeah); man discovers forgotten underground city in his basement; dog meat for sale
Don't miss out on Episode 1 of UnCancelled: https://rss.com/podcasts/uncancelledpodcast/460753/
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 15, 2022
Friday Apr 15, 2022
Brandon returns to the show to tell us about his adventures in Austin, Texas at SXSW 2022.
Topics include: chafing; stupid excuses for not going to work; Will Smith and the slap heard 'round the world; regret; Brandon's SXSW adventure; dorm life; spicy foods
Listen to Brandon's podcast, SpaceCloudE: https://podcasts.apple.com/nl/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123?l=en
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 08, 2022
Friday Apr 08, 2022
Collecting the best of episodes 37-41.
Topics include: bee abduction; Brain Candy; Tom gets in a car crash; Mama's Special Tea; Bilbo Dimebaggins; Tom and Mike create their own candy bar; really bad free food; butterfly facts; fart pride; the Mandela Effect; stupid places to masturbate; eating your feelings
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 01, 2022
Friday Apr 01, 2022
APRIL FOOLS, YOU JERKS! COMMIE LEVELS ARE WHEN ALL YOUR VOCALS ARE REDLINED AND YOU ARE ALSO A COMMUNIST
Topics include: Tom buys an Oculus; Wisconsin dentist intentionally damages patient's teeth; Balloonfest; Uncombable Hair Syndrome; Chick-fil-A deemed a public nuisance; ex-Neo-Nazi turned Muslim goes apeshit; Mike Tyson's new line of ear-shaped THC gummies
Watch Balloonfest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CT8zrw6lw
Special thanks to Sal for helping with the fake opening sequence!
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 25, 2022
Friday Mar 25, 2022
Chelle and Laylla from The Stoned Witches Hour join us for a very smoky and magickal episode! If you're into sigils, servitors, spooky stories about Gettysburg, or weed, you're going to enjoy the hell out of this episode!
Topics include: marijuana; psilocybin and other entheogens; tacos; allergies; cats; man inserts AA battery into his urethra; sexuality; ghosts; Pennsylvanian Hex signs; sigils; McDonald's Cult; dealing with negative people; female gamers
Don't forget to listen to The Stoned Witches Hour: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stoned-witches-hour/id1605036954
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 18, 2022
Friday Mar 18, 2022
We throw our format to the side and just bullshit for an hour. Kinda like the old days. We talk about food a LOT. Do you like these types of episodes better than the new format we've been doing? Let us know - storytimewithtomandmike@gmail.com
Topics include: Tom is accused of loitering; wrestling, Tom tries a probiotic soda which runs for like $2.50 a can; why Tom doesn't eat sushi anymore; VR porn; Amazon; spirituality; The Golden Corral; improving your diet; junk food; Tom has an idea that could make McDonalds millions of dollars
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ