Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 137 - Sometimes Dicks Happen (feat. Amber from Quiz Ms.)

Amber from the podcast Quiz Ms. joins us for a delightful conversation about Mario's sexual proclivities.

Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks

Amber's podcast, Quiz Ms. can be found at Anchor.fm/QuizMs

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 136 - A Gross Miscarriage of Baked Goods

DO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES.  I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES.

Topics include: streaming media; fluoride; monstrous teacher served semen-laced food to students; the grandmother with the bionic eye; Kamila Valieva; Super Olympics; Two Truths and a Lie;  

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 135 - Full Speedo

There's a lot of news stories involving naked men in this week's episode, so prepare yourself!

Topics include: French fry perfume; Canadian woman discovers naked man in her car trunk; medical stories; painting; 80 year old Wordl fan is held captive by naked man; bath salts; awful Calvinist professor randomly predetermines students' grades; Scientology; Matthew Gertz is not Matt Gaetz

Check out the Democracy Manifest video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 134 - A Big Fractal Joke (feat. Leroy Yohn)

Our good friend Leroy spent a little too much time on his lonesome while recovering from COVID, and Mike barely gets a word in edgewise.  To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "He just kept talking in one looong incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic."

Topics include: Joe Rogan; Qanon; Lizard People; Rudy Giuliani on The Masked Singer; getting revenge on porch pirates with glitter bombs; the simulation theory we deserve

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 133 - Gremlin Brain (feat. Lindsay)

This may be our most tangential episode ever, and yet we manage to bring it full circle several times without even trying.

Topics include: Bob Saget and other TV dads; Tom says the most tasteless thing he's ever said; weird food habits; breaking free of the algorithm; being accepted

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 132 - Bacon is Human Catnip (feat. Tony from God Chat with God and Tony)

Joining us this week is Tony, host of the very funny God Chat with God and Tony.  We talk about video games, food and drink, podcasting, and religion.  Tom also somehow confuses Johnny Depp with Keanu Reaves twice in the span of thirty seconds.

Topics include: a typical day in the life of an Australian; Doom; scrapple; the process of creating and putting out a podcast; what it's like to have a conversation with the actual literal God

Listen to Tony's podcast, God Chat with God and Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com/

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 131 - Circular Logic

Sometimes when you're upset, it's perfectly reasonable to do doughnuts in the parking lot at high speed while screaming obscenities'.

Topics include: Tom gets beaten up by a random maniac; Mike is repeatedly haunted by the visage of a man he flipped off; having a guilty conscience; Time Cube; that one Reese's Peanut Cup commercial from the 80's (you know the one); exploring old limestone quarries; the repercussions of skiing into a fire hydrant; cops lose their jobs because of playing Pokémon Go on the job; Snoop Dogg's upcoming line of hotdogs and sausages

Visit our friends at God Chat with God and Tony: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1573137802

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 130 - Eyedrums and Earballs (feat. Brandon from SpaceCloudE)

Brandon from the podcast SpaceCloudE joins us to talk about sketch comedy and more.

Topics include: Kids in the Hall; Schitt's Creek branded yarn; Norm McDonald; autoerotic asphyxiation; how do Canadians look at the US?; mullets; Pearl Jam; Mike used to dress up like Elmo for children's parties

Be sure to check out Brandon's podcast, SpaceCloudE at: https://podcasts.apple.com/id/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123

And while you're at it, please pay a visit to our friends at Firebreathing Kittens, a comedy D&D podcast available here: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1459051634

 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 129 - The World’s Largest Collection of Privately-Owned Beds

In a house with an inordinate number of doors, there ought to be as many racecar beds as possible.

Topics include: Tom pranks his boss; Mike's house of doors; post mortem pranks; racecar beds for adults; more garbage people from Reddit; candy canes

Listen to our friends at SpaceCloudE: https://podcasts.apple.com/nl/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123?l=en

Story Time with Tom & Mike 128 - Best of Vol 5

Collecting the best of episodes 30-36.