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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Apr 08, 2022
Friday Apr 08, 2022
Collecting the best of episodes 37-41.
Topics include: bee abduction; Brain Candy; Tom gets in a car crash; Mama's Special Tea; Bilbo Dimebaggins; Tom and Mike create their own candy bar; really bad free food; butterfly facts; fart pride; the Mandela Effect; stupid places to masturbate; eating your feelings
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 01, 2022
Friday Apr 01, 2022
APRIL FOOLS, YOU JERKS! COMMIE LEVELS ARE WHEN ALL YOUR VOCALS ARE REDLINED AND YOU ARE ALSO A COMMUNIST
Topics include: Tom buys an Oculus; Wisconsin dentist intentionally damages patient's teeth; Balloonfest; Uncombable Hair Syndrome; Chick-fil-A deemed a public nuisance; ex-Neo-Nazi turned Muslim goes apeshit; Mike Tyson's new line of ear-shaped THC gummies
Watch Balloonfest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CT8zrw6lw
Special thanks to Sal for helping with the fake opening sequence!
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
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https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 25, 2022
Friday Mar 25, 2022
Chelle and Laylla from The Stoned Witches Hour join us for a very smoky and magickal episode! If you're into sigils, servitors, spooky stories about Gettysburg, or weed, you're going to enjoy the hell out of this episode!
Topics include: marijuana; psilocybin and other entheogens; tacos; allergies; cats; man inserts AA battery into his urethra; sexuality; ghosts; Pennsylvanian Hex signs; sigils; McDonald's Cult; dealing with negative people; female gamers
Don't forget to listen to The Stoned Witches Hour: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stoned-witches-hour/id1605036954
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 18, 2022
Friday Mar 18, 2022
We throw our format to the side and just bullshit for an hour. Kinda like the old days. We talk about food a LOT. Do you like these types of episodes better than the new format we've been doing? Let us know - storytimewithtomandmike@gmail.com
Topics include: Tom is accused of loitering; wrestling, Tom tries a probiotic soda which runs for like $2.50 a can; why Tom doesn't eat sushi anymore; VR porn; Amazon; spirituality; The Golden Corral; improving your diet; junk food; Tom has an idea that could make McDonalds millions of dollars
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 11, 2022
Friday Mar 11, 2022
Amber from the podcast Quiz Ms. joins us for a delightful conversation about Mario's sexual proclivities.
Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks
Amber's podcast, Quiz Ms. can be found at Anchor.fm/QuizMs
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 04, 2022
Friday Mar 04, 2022
DO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES. I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES.
Topics include: streaming media; fluoride; monstrous teacher served semen-laced food to students; the grandmother with the bionic eye; Kamila Valieva; Super Olympics; Two Truths and a Lie;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 25, 2022
Friday Feb 25, 2022
There's a lot of news stories involving naked men in this week's episode, so prepare yourself!
Topics include: French fry perfume; Canadian woman discovers naked man in her car trunk; medical stories; painting; 80 year old Wordl fan is held captive by naked man; bath salts; awful Calvinist professor randomly predetermines students' grades; Scientology; Matthew Gertz is not Matt Gaetz
Check out the Democracy Manifest video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 18, 2022
Friday Feb 18, 2022
Our good friend Leroy spent a little too much time on his lonesome while recovering from COVID, and Mike barely gets a word in edgewise. To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "He just kept talking in one looong incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic."
Topics include: Joe Rogan; Qanon; Lizard People; Rudy Giuliani on The Masked Singer; getting revenge on porch pirates with glitter bombs; the simulation theory we deserve
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 11, 2022
Friday Feb 11, 2022
This may be our most tangential episode ever, and yet we manage to bring it full circle several times without even trying.
Topics include: Bob Saget and other TV dads; Tom says the most tasteless thing he's ever said; weird food habits; breaking free of the algorithm; being accepted
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 04, 2022
Friday Feb 04, 2022
Joining us this week is Tony, host of the very funny God Chat with God and Tony. We talk about video games, food and drink, podcasting, and religion. Tom also somehow confuses Johnny Depp with Keanu Reaves twice in the span of thirty seconds.
Topics include: a typical day in the life of an Australian; Doom; scrapple; the process of creating and putting out a podcast; what it's like to have a conversation with the actual literal God
Listen to Tony's podcast, God Chat with God and Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com/
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ