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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Jan 28, 2022
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Sometimes when you're upset, it's perfectly reasonable to do doughnuts in the parking lot at high speed while screaming obscenities'.
Topics include: Tom gets beaten up by a random maniac; Mike is repeatedly haunted by the visage of a man he flipped off; having a guilty conscience; Time Cube; that one Reese's Peanut Cup commercial from the 80's (you know the one); exploring old limestone quarries; the repercussions of skiing into a fire hydrant; cops lose their jobs because of playing Pokémon Go on the job; Snoop Dogg's upcoming line of hotdogs and sausages
Visit our friends at God Chat with God and Tony: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1573137802
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jan 21, 2022
Friday Jan 21, 2022
Brandon from the podcast SpaceCloudE joins us to talk about sketch comedy and more.
Topics include: Kids in the Hall; Schitt's Creek branded yarn; Norm McDonald; autoerotic asphyxiation; how do Canadians look at the US?; mullets; Pearl Jam; Mike used to dress up like Elmo for children's parties
Be sure to check out Brandon's podcast, SpaceCloudE at: https://podcasts.apple.com/id/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123
And while you're at it, please pay a visit to our friends at Firebreathing Kittens, a comedy D&D podcast available here: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1459051634
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com/
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Jan 14, 2022
Friday Jan 14, 2022
In a house with an inordinate number of doors, there ought to be as many racecar beds as possible.
Topics include: Tom pranks his boss; Mike's house of doors; post mortem pranks; racecar beds for adults; more garbage people from Reddit; candy canes
Listen to our friends at SpaceCloudE: https://podcasts.apple.com/nl/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123?l=en
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Dec 31, 2021
Friday Dec 31, 2021
We hope you have a safe and happy New Year! Please don't drink and drive. See you in 2022!
Topics include: New Year's resolutions are bullshit; Mike's Y2K experience; Tom goes to a fun New Year's party; disgusting people in our state's capitol city; Tom destroys a breakroom; scumbags on Reddit
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
It's our most wholesome episode of the year! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Festivus, or something else entirely, we hope you'll join on this holiday-oriented adventure!
Topics include: Tom fails to remember most of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas; there is no War on Christmas; Mike finds Santa's boots; a lovely Christmas message from our friend Patricia; What Would Joe Rogan Do?; NFTs; our favorite Christmas movies; Mike chases a reindeer through an amusement park; wholesome tales from Reddit
Friday Dec 17, 2021
Friday Dec 17, 2021
We spend a lot of time talking about games we intend to play on our new gaming channel. What gaming channel? This one: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Topics include: not getting out of the house; Mike highly recommends Detroit: Become Human; Observer; Fallout 4 and Fallout New Vegas; more terrible Reddit people
Friday Dec 10, 2021
Friday Dec 10, 2021
Ken joins us to discuss consent, his perspective on the gay male lifestyle, and Army stories (Ken and Tom served together in the late 90's).
Topics include: Army stories; the Star Wars sequels; Ken's plan to teach consent to straight men; which G.I. Joe do you find most attractive?; comic books; being gay in the Army during the Don't Ask, Don't Tell years
Friday Dec 03, 2021
Friday Nov 26, 2021
Friday Nov 26, 2021
Sal returns to the show, bringing with him an exceptionally loud dog and some screaming children.
Topics include: Mike gets an MRI; Sal talks about dogs; Travis Scott; tattoos; Tom gets a biblical tract in the mail; the dangers of walking down the Peruvian streets with a cellphone in your hand