Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 117 - Hungover and Full of Rage

Halloween is only a week away!  Tom and Mike do some pre-celebrating by talking about Christmas.

Topics include: the holidays; Mike allegedly puts a hit out on a guy he doesn't know; Tom wants to see his would-be girlfriend in scuba gear; Reddit's most prominent assholes and "badasses"; premature Christmas decorations

Story Time with Tom & Mike 116 - Rolphing 101

Tom tries to teach Mike the art of rolphing.  What is rolphing?  Listen and find out!

Topics include: maintenance mistakes; teachers; high school hijinks; more crazy people we found on Reddit

Story Time with Tom & Mike 115 - We Are the Dragon Kings!

Is Elon Musk a Brony?  What about Donald Trump Jr?  We don't have the answer to these questions, but the Brony community does, and they had damned well better step up and say something about it.

Topics include: we revisit the mystery message from Mike's pasta box; Land of the Lost; classic video games; a deepfake future; Deathloop; Assassin's Creed; crankin' your hog; delightful junk emails; penis enlargement via weight loss; Lego sex toys; 

Story Time with Tom & Mike 114 - Pencil Dick 2.0

Now before you get all excited, this is only in the planning stages, but Mike's thinking about bringing Pencil Dick back with his amazing sewing skills.

Topics include: flea infestations; Mike finds a demented prize in his box of pasta; our first experiences with nudity in media; Norm MacDonald and other stand-up comedians; Two Truths and a Lie

Story Time with Tom & Mike 113 - Waffle Monster

Mike wants something he can eat and fuck at the same time.  And really, don't we all?

Topics include: buying steak out of the back of a van; Tailhook and the Bohemian Grove; are dreams real?; quitting smoking; addiction; insane people from Reddit

Story Time with Tom & Mike 112 - Getting Thrustrated

Tom and Mike look at some of the finest examples of incels the internet has to offer.  Due to a technical issue, we had to cut about ten minutes out of the middle of this episode, so it's a little bit shorter than most episodes.  Sorry!

Topics include: Tom's paperboy is stalking him; windchime wasps; a robot with a mouse brain; scary movies; Red Dwarf; incels and other creeps; 

Story Time with Tom & Mike 111 - One of My Best Friends is a Centaur

This is a very food-centric episode.  Bring an appetite!

Topics include: Mike's charity motorcycle ride is "blessed" by a jackass named Rev Kev; Tom has a theory about women, men, horses, and motorcycles; Mike is obsessed with a dog pooping over a fence; centaurs; food of all kinds; Urkel Theory

Story Time with Tom & Mike 110 - W.B. Sanders' Gently Used Condoms

We finally have a sponsor!  An extremely bizarre and upsetting sponsor, but I think that suits us well, don't you?

Topics include: Mike runs out of gas, we meet a new friend named Edward, 90's nostalgia, Tom's gym teacher emotionally scars him, Tom's spec script for an episode of Seinfeld, Santa and his Elf get trapped in a submarine, the ins and outs of gently used condoms

Story Time with Tom & Mike 109 - 101 Ways to Be a Creep (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

In this episode, Tom reads a significant portion of a terrible book about dating.  It's better than it sounds.  Promise.

Topics include: Tom almost gets into a head-on collision, Mike avoids a fight, Jimmy answers our questions, are Sasquatches furries?, 101 Creative Dates by Lindsey Shumway, the Amish

Story Time with Tom & Mike 108 - Bonertime with Tom & Mike

We're ready to release our exclusive line of merchandise.  If you need a rubber codpiece in the shape of one of our faces, we've got you covered!

Topics include: Tom's escape-artist dog, Mike's dog Buddy, Tom & Mike merchandise, rich asshole in a fancy restaurant