Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 107 - Game Night

Do you like games like 20 Questions?  I sure hope so, because this episode is full of crazy word and brain games.

Topics include: Tom plays the hype man for a nun, Mike's car becomes flooded, the Hyundai Santa Cruz, an epic troll, 20 Questions and other word games

Story Time with Tom & Mike 106 - Squidbait

The tale of Squidbait is a sad one.  Gird your loins, dear listener.

Topics include: a bump in the road, unreasonably long school bus rides and other stupid high school stories, toys from the 80's, Tom pranks his boss

Story Time with Tom & Mike 105 - The Internet Gift Shop

What kinds of awful things can you find in the Internet Gift Shop?  Listen and find out!

Topics include: Tom and Mike play Am I The Asshole?, Willy Wonka, Tim Burton movies, Jim Carrey, the Internet Gift Shop, animals without hair are scary, staring at your own butthole

Story Time with Tom & Mike 104 - With a Mouth Like Jared Fogel

We toss our normal formula aside and just bullshit for the whole hour.  Can you tell the difference?  Can anyone?

Topics include: power failures, Minecraft, panhandling, baked goods, embarrassing t-shirts, Reddit thread titles, gay hillbillies, word association 

Story Time with Tom & Mike 103 - Why Meat Shoes Never Caught On

We discuss the wonderful world of delicious fashion you can eat!

Topics include: teaching a teenager to drive, edible garments, Tom's roadie days, making fun of procedural crime dramas, Would You Rather?

Story Time with Tom & Mike 102 - Tryin' To Get Your Rope Waxed

Tom hates procedural crime dramas passionately.

Topics include: Mike goes camping, a vicious response to a telemarketer, procedural crime dramas, Two Truths and a Lie, Father's Day

Story Time with Tom & Mike 101 - Farts With Thorns

Tom awakens to a drunken mystery.

Topics include: Tom gets blackout drunk, Mike almost gets killed by a motorcyclist, a pirate tries to rent a car, Cyberpunk 2077, video games

Story Time with Tom & Mike 100 - Maryland is for Loathers (feat. Leroy)

In this, our 100th episode, Leroy returns.  Actually, we discovered that Leroy had been squatting in our green room for weeks.  He's working on replacing our sofa, though, so that's good.

Topics include: a trip to the beach, a 911 mishap, an extravagantly well-paid McDonald's employee, the mystery of glitter and strippers, an ill-advised drive to Ocean City, Sheetz run, Willy's Wonderland, method actors

Story Time with Tom & Mike 099 - The Horror of Being a Fishman

How are you gonna get ready for the Hell Kentucky Derby?

Topics include: Tom's first girlfriend, Pride and businesses that proport to support it, annoying spelling errors, pizza, being an awkward kid, a male cheerleader and a Russian marine biologist get trapped in a bathroom, Would You Rather

Story Time with Tom & Mike 098 - From Peru with Love (feat. Salvattore)

In one of our most interesting episodes to date, our friend Sal from Peru joins us on the show to discuss the differences between there and the United States.

Topics include: Tom's dad takes it personally, Mike acts like a dick to his children, cockfighting, American cuisine, life in a Peruvian metropolis, preconceived notions and cultural differences, the 80s