Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 111 - One of My Best Friends is a Centaur

This is a very food-centric episode.  Bring an appetite!

Topics include: Mike's charity motorcycle ride is "blessed" by a jackass named Rev Kev; Tom has a theory about women, men, horses, and motorcycles; Mike is obsessed with a dog pooping over a fence; centaurs; food of all kinds; Urkel Theory

Story Time with Tom & Mike 110 - W.B. Sanders' Gently Used Condoms

We finally have a sponsor!  An extremely bizarre and upsetting sponsor, but I think that suits us well, don't you?

Topics include: Mike runs out of gas, we meet a new friend named Edward, 90's nostalgia, Tom's gym teacher emotionally scars him, Tom's spec script for an episode of Seinfeld, Santa and his Elf get trapped in a submarine, the ins and outs of gently used condoms

Story Time with Tom & Mike 109 - 101 Ways to Be a Creep (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

In this episode, Tom reads a significant portion of a terrible book about dating.  It's better than it sounds.  Promise.

Topics include: Tom almost gets into a head-on collision, Mike avoids a fight, Jimmy answers our questions, are Sasquatches furries?, 101 Creative Dates by Lindsey Shumway, the Amish

Story Time with Tom & Mike 108 - Bonertime with Tom & Mike

We're ready to release our exclusive line of merchandise.  If you need a rubber codpiece in the shape of one of our faces, we've got you covered!

Topics include: Tom's escape-artist dog, Mike's dog Buddy, Tom & Mike merchandise, rich asshole in a fancy restaurant

Story Time with Tom & Mike 107 - Game Night

Do you like games like 20 Questions?  I sure hope so, because this episode is full of crazy word and brain games.

Topics include: Tom plays the hype man for a nun, Mike's car becomes flooded, the Hyundai Santa Cruz, an epic troll, 20 Questions and other word games

Story Time with Tom & Mike 106 - Squidbait

The tale of Squidbait is a sad one.  Gird your loins, dear listener.

Topics include: a bump in the road, unreasonably long school bus rides and other stupid high school stories, toys from the 80's, Tom pranks his boss

Story Time with Tom & Mike 105 - The Internet Gift Shop

What kinds of awful things can you find in the Internet Gift Shop?  Listen and find out!

Topics include: Tom and Mike play Am I The Asshole?, Willy Wonka, Tim Burton movies, Jim Carrey, the Internet Gift Shop, animals without hair are scary, staring at your own butthole

Story Time with Tom & Mike 104 - With a Mouth Like Jared Fogel

We toss our normal formula aside and just bullshit for the whole hour.  Can you tell the difference?  Can anyone?

Topics include: power failures, Minecraft, panhandling, baked goods, embarrassing t-shirts, Reddit thread titles, gay hillbillies, word association 

Story Time with Tom & Mike 103 - Why Meat Shoes Never Caught On

We discuss the wonderful world of delicious fashion you can eat!

Topics include: teaching a teenager to drive, edible garments, Tom's roadie days, making fun of procedural crime dramas, Would You Rather?

Story Time with Tom & Mike 102 - Tryin' To Get Your Rope Waxed

Tom hates procedural crime dramas passionately.

Topics include: Mike goes camping, a vicious response to a telemarketer, procedural crime dramas, Two Truths and a Lie, Father's Day