Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 100 - Maryland is for Loathers (feat. Leroy)

In this, our 100th episode, Leroy returns.  Actually, we discovered that Leroy had been squatting in our green room for weeks.  He's working on replacing our sofa, though, so that's good.

Topics include: a trip to the beach, a 911 mishap, an extravagantly well-paid McDonald's employee, the mystery of glitter and strippers, an ill-advised drive to Ocean City, Sheetz run, Willy's Wonderland, method actors

Story Time with Tom & Mike 099 - The Horror of Being a Fishman

How are you gonna get ready for the Hell Kentucky Derby?

Topics include: Tom's first girlfriend, Pride and businesses that proport to support it, annoying spelling errors, pizza, being an awkward kid, a male cheerleader and a Russian marine biologist get trapped in a bathroom, Would You Rather

Story Time with Tom & Mike 098 - From Peru with Love (feat. Salvattore)

In one of our most interesting episodes to date, our friend Sal from Peru joins us on the show to discuss the differences between there and the United States.

Topics include: Tom's dad takes it personally, Mike acts like a dick to his children, cockfighting, American cuisine, life in a Peruvian metropolis, preconceived notions and cultural differences, the 80s

Story Time with Tom & Mike 097 - Tom, You Can Cut That (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

During a horrible, upsetting game of Then or Now, special guest Jimmy Fleisher tells an even more offensive joke.

Topics include: a mini-fridge full of rotting meat, Oh Lord Baby Jesus, alluding the police, tech support debacle, Then or Now, cockmeat sandwich

Story Time with Tom & Mike 096 - Motorcycle Maintenance Mistake

Mike very nearly embarrassed himself in a motorcycle parts store.  Instead he just did it in front of his significant other.  This episode also happens to feature the best improv sketch we've done yet!

Topics include: A SPIRITUAL CLEANSING, dressing up as Jesus Christ for Halloween, motorcycle maintenance mistake, Bam Margera, Fake Quotes, Olestra

Story Time with Tom & Mike 095 - Bagpiping

Oh (pfft) Danny Boy, (pfft) the pipes, (pfft) (pfft) the pipes are calling (pfft)!

Topics include: soda, Cinco de Mayo, why Tom stopped playing soccer in elementary school, our father's porn versus our porn (a comparison), armpit sex, The Penetrator, embroidery

Story Time with Tom & Mike 094 - The Mental Health Episode

We wanted to do something a little more serious this episode, and talk about mental health.  Don't worry, there are parts of this episode that are so absurd as to make up for the lack of comedy elsewhere.

Topics include: niacin flush, the hairy staircase, an inexcusable descent into madness in the form of a bank robbery sketch, mental health, procedural crime dramas, Judge Jeffrey Middleton, another one of Mike's disgusting habits

Story Time with Tom & Mike 093 - Steampunk Mark Zuckerberg

Listen, we all know that Mark Zuckerberg is a robot designed to look like a lizardman wearing human skin, but did you know that he's also powered by steam?

Topics include: living without gas for cooking and warmth, comedians that steal jokes, stand up comedy, Mark Zuckerberg, idiosyncratic phrases and colloquialisms, the Fallout franchise and other video games, sewing

Story Time with Tom & Mike 092 - Ted Cruz is a Biter

Listen, I have it on good authority that Ted Cruz will bite if cornered.  It's seriously pathetic, but he's nasty, so don't underestimate him.

Topics include: running a retail store, secret passages, sexy hotel stories, pitting scumbag politicians against one another MMA-style, mosh pits

Story Time with Tom & Mike 091 - The Worst Wingman Ever (feat. Lindsay)

Never let Tom be your wingman.  He WILL fuck it up.

Topics include: bailing a dog out of jail, being a shitty wingman, loss of innocence via internet, horror movies, reality television, horror movies, attraction and appearance, and horror movies