Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 090 - Gagfest

Warning!  This episode is super gross!  At least the first 20 minutes or so.

Topics: accidentally eating bugs, loud eaters, a strange visit to the doctor's office, stupid things people say, alcohol and cigarettes

Story Time with Tom & Mike 089 - Dane Headroom

What if your GPS was voiced by a self-aware copy of Dane Cook's consciousness?

Topics include: Catholic school and insane nuns, Basic Training nonsense, AI run amok, generic Elmer's Glue

Story Time with Tom & Mike 088 - Mike Blart Hotel Cop

Mike rode all kinds of awesome conveyances during his storied career as a security guard, but a Segway wasn't one of them.

Topics include: obligatory shit talk, caught in the act, golf cart hijinks, stupid kindergartners, video game logic in real life, items inexplicably filled with popcorn, George Wendt, carrots in mac and cheese

Story Time with Tom & Mike 087 - Best of Vol 3

Collecting the best of episodes 16-22.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 086 - Who Runs Burgertown?

In the future, all food delivery services will resemble the Thunderdome.

Topics include: Ronald McDonald and other school visitors, brushes with death (sorta), a visit from Bob Kowchanski, Tom and Mike wannabes, fixes for food delivery services, DIY weapons

Story Time with Tom & Mike 085 - Bad Candy

We invent a new candy bar called the Nihilist Bar which tastes indistinguishable from the void.  Also this episode officially celebrates the podcast's one year anniversary!

Topics include: terrible coworkers, pathological liars, Tom's eccentric drill sergeant, a drunk handyman, bad candy

Story Time with Tom & Mike 084 - Time Travelling Food Tourists (feat. Leroy)

Tom desperately wants to eat a Dodo.  He also forgets, briefly, that they were birds.

Topics include: being robbed by children, a tasteless prank, the world of pet birds, eating extinct animals, gross habits, strange nicknames

Story Time with Tom & Mike 083 - Poop Chutes and Ladders

We invent some new family games - horrible ones.

Topics include: working at the Kmart restaurant, graveyard shift at the grocery store, terrible versions of family games, shop class

Story Time with Tom & Mike 082 - Predictive Text Theatre

We try something a little different this episode.  Let us know if it was a mistake!

Topics include: Dr. Who, spicy foods, a visit to the dentist, terrible neighbors

Story Time with Tom & Mike 081 - Donut Punchers (feat. Sully)

We dream up the ultimate donut franchise.

Topics include: donuts, brain hacking, self-driving cars