Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 097 - Tom, You Can Cut That (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

During a horrible, upsetting game of Then or Now, special guest Jimmy Fleisher tells an even more offensive joke.

Topics include: a mini-fridge full of rotting meat, Oh Lord Baby Jesus, alluding the police, tech support debacle, Then or Now, cockmeat sandwich

Story Time with Tom & Mike 096 - Motorcycle Maintenance Mistake

Mike very nearly embarrassed himself in a motorcycle parts store.  Instead he just did it in front of his significant other.  This episode also happens to feature the best improv sketch we've done yet!

Topics include: A SPIRITUAL CLEANSING, dressing up as Jesus Christ for Halloween, motorcycle maintenance mistake, Bam Margera, Fake Quotes, Olestra

Story Time with Tom & Mike 095 - Bagpiping

Oh (pfft) Danny Boy, (pfft) the pipes, (pfft) (pfft) the pipes are calling (pfft)!

Topics include: soda, Cinco de Mayo, why Tom stopped playing soccer in elementary school, our father's porn versus our porn (a comparison), armpit sex, The Penetrator, embroidery

Story Time with Tom & Mike 094 - The Mental Health Episode

We wanted to do something a little more serious this episode, and talk about mental health.  Don't worry, there are parts of this episode that are so absurd as to make up for the lack of comedy elsewhere.

Topics include: niacin flush, the hairy staircase, an inexcusable descent into madness in the form of a bank robbery sketch, mental health, procedural crime dramas, Judge Jeffrey Middleton, another one of Mike's disgusting habits

Story Time with Tom & Mike 093 - Steampunk Mark Zuckerberg

Listen, we all know that Mark Zuckerberg is a robot designed to look like a lizardman wearing human skin, but did you know that he's also powered by steam?

Topics include: living without gas for cooking and warmth, comedians that steal jokes, stand up comedy, Mark Zuckerberg, idiosyncratic phrases and colloquialisms, the Fallout franchise and other video games, sewing

Story Time with Tom & Mike 092 - Ted Cruz is a Biter

Listen, I have it on good authority that Ted Cruz will bite if cornered.  It's seriously pathetic, but he's nasty, so don't underestimate him.

Topics include: running a retail store, secret passages, sexy hotel stories, pitting scumbag politicians against one another MMA-style, mosh pits

Story Time with Tom & Mike 091 - The Worst Wingman Ever (feat. Lindsay)

Never let Tom be your wingman.  He WILL fuck it up.

Topics include: bailing a dog out of jail, being a shitty wingman, loss of innocence via internet, horror movies, reality television, horror movies, attraction and appearance, and horror movies

Story Time with Tom & Mike 090 - Gagfest

Warning!  This episode is super gross!  At least the first 20 minutes or so.

Topics: accidentally eating bugs, loud eaters, a strange visit to the doctor's office, stupid things people say, alcohol and cigarettes

Story Time with Tom & Mike 089 - Dane Headroom

What if your GPS was voiced by a self-aware copy of Dane Cook's consciousness?

Topics include: Catholic school and insane nuns, Basic Training nonsense, AI run amok, generic Elmer's Glue

Story Time with Tom & Mike 088 - Mike Blart Hotel Cop

Mike rode all kinds of awesome conveyances during his storied career as a security guard, but a Segway wasn't one of them.

Topics include: obligatory shit talk, caught in the act, golf cart hijinks, stupid kindergartners, video game logic in real life, items inexplicably filled with popcorn, George Wendt, carrots in mac and cheese