Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 080 - Paranoid About Asphalt

Mike is plagued by visions of asphalt.

Topics include: sibling rivalry, synchronicity, counterfeit sneakers at Wal-Mart, kitty litter solutions, amnesia, gaslighting, VR porn

Story Time with Tom & Mike 079 - The Shimmering Wand

It's like a pool cue made of meat!

Topics include: essential oils, multi-level marketing, identity mix-ups, uses for Vaseline, Two Truths and a Lie, retro toys

Story Time with Tom & Mike 078 - Dr. Curmudgeonly

Dr. Curmudgeonly tries to education the listeners of Story Time with Tom and Mike, but Frank has other ideas.

Topics include: psychic visions, how to deal with boredom, lazy delivery people, a dramatic reading of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven, Chuck Tingle, Jonathan Lee Riches

Story Time with Tom & Mike 077 - Poop Ninja (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

Let's make a mobile game that's not only fun to play, but isn't an intrusive, manipulative, ad-heavy mess!  We may not be game developers, but we can dream!

Topics Include: ornery bulls, gas chamber blues, duck eggs, an attorney that both defends and prosecutes the same defendant, shitty mobile games, truth in advertising

Story Time with Tom & Mike 076 - Best of Vol 2

Collecting the best of episodes 8-15.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 075 - Hell is an Endless Casino

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  SORRY FOR YELLING, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE FROM DRINKING LIKE A FISH LAST NIGHT!

Topics include: Cowboy Jesus, the afterlife, reality television, HIPPA Violation Parties

Story Time with Tom & Mike 074 - EOEBait.com (feat. Sully)

Join us for our Christmas episode, in which we do briefly talk about Christmas, but mostly it's the same old bullshit and bad Christopher Walken impressions.

Topics include: cancel culture, giving and receiving gifts, David Hasselhoff, fruitcake, eating Play Doh, the Amish, The Price is Right, sitcoms, Guy Fieri

Story Time with Tom & Mike 073 - Defending the Indefensible

Tina joins us to defend Nice Guys.  Important note: we do not share her opinions on the matter.

Topics include: performance enhancing drugs, fetishes, marijuana, nice guys.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 072 - Theraputic Shit Bath

New age guru Dominic joins the show to speak about the services offered by the Whole Health Food and Spa in Hummelstown, PA!

Sorry for the incredibly poor quality of the audio in this episode.  I don't know what happened.

Topics include: Memento, the Cyndi Lauper/Cher tier system, the politics of fear and love, homemade gifts.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 071 - Don't Be An Appendix

Stewart from HR joins us for an episode bustling with dynamic energy and radiant positivity!

Topics include: Generative Adversarial Networks, body doubles, colorblindness, religion.