Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 077 - Poop Ninja (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)

Let's make a mobile game that's not only fun to play, but isn't an intrusive, manipulative, ad-heavy mess!  We may not be game developers, but we can dream!

Topics Include: ornery bulls, gas chamber blues, duck eggs, an attorney that both defends and prosecutes the same defendant, shitty mobile games, truth in advertising

Story Time with Tom & Mike 076 - Best of Vol 2

Collecting the best of episodes 8-15.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 075 - Hell is an Endless Casino

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  SORRY FOR YELLING, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE FROM DRINKING LIKE A FISH LAST NIGHT!

Topics include: Cowboy Jesus, the afterlife, reality television, HIPPA Violation Parties

Story Time with Tom & Mike 074 - EOEBait.com (feat. Sully)

Join us for our Christmas episode, in which we do briefly talk about Christmas, but mostly it's the same old bullshit and bad Christopher Walken impressions.

Topics include: cancel culture, giving and receiving gifts, David Hasselhoff, fruitcake, eating Play Doh, the Amish, The Price is Right, sitcoms, Guy Fieri

Story Time with Tom & Mike 073 - Defending the Indefensible

Tina joins us to defend Nice Guys.  Important note: we do not share her opinions on the matter.

Topics include: performance enhancing drugs, fetishes, marijuana, nice guys.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 072 - Theraputic Shit Bath

New age guru Dominic joins the show to speak about the services offered by the Whole Health Food and Spa in Hummelstown, PA!

Sorry for the incredibly poor quality of the audio in this episode.  I don't know what happened.

Topics include: Memento, the Cyndi Lauper/Cher tier system, the politics of fear and love, homemade gifts.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 071 - Don't Be An Appendix

Stewart from HR joins us for an episode bustling with dynamic energy and radiant positivity!

Topics include: Generative Adversarial Networks, body doubles, colorblindness, religion.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 070 - Bloodthirsty Bingo

Have you ever been stabbed in the neck with a darning needle?  Don't fuck with grandma's bingo night.

Topics include: 360 degree vision, Salvia divinorum, bingo night, Sally Struthers, bats, vagina dentata.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 069 - Blowjob Surrogates

We talk about poop and farts for a really long time.

Topics include: toilet humor, military service, blowjob surrogates, panhandling, and tiny manbaby Texas lawyer Briscoe Cain.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 068 - Love Crimes

If it's illegal to make love to a human corpse, does that make it a love crime?  I mean, it's not a hate crime, right?

Topics include: Massive sauna dick, goblin season, ass jewelry, necrophilia, fiber, preheating a microwave.