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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Nov 27, 2020
Friday Nov 27, 2020
Have you ever been stabbed in the neck with a darning needle? Don't fuck with grandma's bingo night.
Topics include: 360 degree vision, Salvia divinorum, bingo night, Sally Struthers, bats, vagina dentata.
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Friday Nov 20, 2020
We talk about poop and farts for a really long time.
Topics include: toilet humor, military service, blowjob surrogates, panhandling, and tiny manbaby Texas lawyer Briscoe Cain.
Friday Nov 13, 2020
Friday Nov 13, 2020
If it's illegal to make love to a human corpse, does that make it a love crime? I mean, it's not a hate crime, right?
Topics include: Massive sauna dick, goblin season, ass jewelry, necrophilia, fiber, preheating a microwave.
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Who doesn't take joy in someone being flung through the air?
Topics include American Thanksgiving, Mariah Carey's alt-rock/pop album, us giving Spotify a free advertisement, Michael Jackson impersonators, car maintenance, and using dogs as weapons.
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
It's our spooky, gory Halloween episode! Not for the faint of heart, Mike tells hideous stories of injuries he encountered while on the job.
Topics include: throwing rib bones like darts, growing up in a haunted house, Joe Rogaine, and crappy Halloween costumes.
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
We'd like to appologize for the echo in this episode. Tom's mic went batshit.
Topics include: Adam Kovich, tipping, having a kitten, horror movies, and awful neighbors.
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Tom doesn't know what a dental dam looks like or how it works. Tom is FOURTY-THREE years old.
Other topics include gross candy, terrible eating habits, more Mike's Hotel Stories, and the Satanic Temple.
Friday Oct 09, 2020
Friday Oct 09, 2020
We spend a long time talking about celebrities. Is Stephen Tyler a creep? You bet he is!
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Mike claims to have listened to an episode of our podcast, but I'm a little doubtful since he can't recall any details about it whatsoever.
Saturday Sep 26, 2020
Saturday Sep 26, 2020
We discuss Zack Delarossa, dreams, bullshit customer service, and working in the service industry.