Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 060 - Endless Cum

Chris Sullivan joins us once again as we discuss torrents of jizz, the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, the French guy that destroyed his municipal sewer system with Orbeez, the art of scoring media, the American South, and of course, Joe Rogan. 

Segue music by Chris Sullivan.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 059 - Best of Vol 1

Hi!  We're a little behind on things, so here's a best of episode, collecting the best bits from Episodes 1 - 7!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 058 - Grandpa's Naptime

This episode leans on the serious side, so don't expect too many laughs.  It's not our fault, we're suffering from the SPACE MADNESS!!!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 057 - Mike's Hot Pocket Victory

Tom finally breaks down and gives Hot Pockets another chance, and Mike is absolutely giddy with excitement.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 056 - Mayonnaise on the Bus

What kind of maniac eats mayonnaise from the jar with a spoon on the crosstown bus?  Let's find out together!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 055 - Gumby's Anti-Commie Squad

Did the creators of Gumby have an anti-communist agenda?  Join us and our friend Jackie Elizabeth as we find out!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 054 - Sailing the High Seas of Cheese

FUCK YOU MISTER YEARBOOK GUY!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 053 - Barack Obama's Time Machine

Tom decides the best use of a time machine would be to go fuck himself.  Literally.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 052 - Bigbutt's Onion Ordeal

In this very food-centric episode, Tom shares some of his fictional accounts of persons that he or may not have shared a work building with in the past.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 051 - All the Poop in the World

In this episode, we discuss reincarnation, free will, mental illness, and more. Don't worry, there's still funny stuff.