Episodes

Friday Nov 06, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 067 - Squirrel Catapults
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Who doesn't take joy in someone being flung through the air?
Topics include American Thanksgiving, Mariah Carey's alt-rock/pop album, us giving Spotify a free advertisement, Michael Jackson impersonators, car maintenance, and using dogs as weapons.

Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 066 - Yawning Blood
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
It's our spooky, gory Halloween episode! Not for the faint of heart, Mike tells hideous stories of injuries he encountered while on the job.
Topics include: throwing rib bones like darts, growing up in a haunted house, Joe Rogaine, and crappy Halloween costumes.

Friday Oct 23, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 065 - Seth Grundle
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
We'd like to appologize for the echo in this episode. Tom's mic went batshit.
Topics include: Adam Kovich, tipping, having a kitten, horror movies, and awful neighbors.

Friday Oct 16, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 064 - Mouth Condoms
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Tom doesn't know what a dental dam looks like or how it works. Tom is FOURTY-THREE years old.
Other topics include gross candy, terrible eating habits, more Mike's Hotel Stories, and the Satanic Temple.

Friday Oct 09, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 063 - The Slendamin
Friday Oct 09, 2020
Friday Oct 09, 2020
We spend a long time talking about celebrities. Is Stephen Tyler a creep? You bet he is!

Friday Oct 02, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 062 - Mrs. Cunty
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Mike claims to have listened to an episode of our podcast, but I'm a little doubtful since he can't recall any details about it whatsoever.

Saturday Sep 26, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 061 - Sentient Toast
Saturday Sep 26, 2020
Saturday Sep 26, 2020
We discuss Zack Delarossa, dreams, bullshit customer service, and working in the service industry.

Friday Sep 18, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 060 - Endless Cum
Friday Sep 18, 2020
Friday Sep 18, 2020
Chris Sullivan joins us once again as we discuss torrents of jizz, the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, the French guy that destroyed his municipal sewer system with Orbeez, the art of scoring media, the American South, and of course, Joe Rogan.
Segue music by Chris Sullivan.

Friday Sep 11, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 059 - Best of Vol 1
Friday Sep 11, 2020
Friday Sep 11, 2020
Hi! We're a little behind on things, so here's a best of episode, collecting the best bits from Episodes 1 - 7!

Friday Sep 04, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 058 - Grandpa's Naptime
Friday Sep 04, 2020
Friday Sep 04, 2020
This episode leans on the serious side, so don't expect too many laughs. It's not our fault, we're suffering from the SPACE MADNESS!!!