Episodes
Friday Jul 03, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 050 - The Clean Episode
Friday Jul 03, 2020
Friday Jul 03, 2020
It's our 50th episode! To celebrate, we tried to go an entire episode without swearing. As you can probably guess, it goes less than perfectly.
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 049 - Tuscan Cocaine Pork (Market Price)
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Leroy rejoins us as we uncover the secret of why 2020 is falling to pieces in front of us. It would help if any of us could do math.
Friday Jun 19, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 048 - Gettin’ Political (feat. Lindsay A)
Friday Jun 19, 2020
Friday Jun 19, 2020
Lindsay returns as we discuss Black Lives Matter and what can be done to make the world a better place. Yeah, that's right, we get political in this episode.
Friday Jun 12, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 047 - Fart Tales
Friday Jun 12, 2020
Friday Jun 12, 2020
In this extra-long and extra-disorganized episode, we discuss a various and sundry mix of topics. In a way that's less coherent than usual.
Oh, and we forgot to include Kevin in this episode. Don't worry, he'll be back next week!
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 046 - Lunch People
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Do you know what a poop knife is? Listen to this episode and you'll find out!
Friday May 29, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 045 - Tiny Birdface
Friday May 29, 2020
Friday May 29, 2020
We are joined this week by our friend Leroy, who tells us about the joys of bird ownership. There's a lot of noise on this episode, which we believe may be attributed to the fact that Leroy's audio was recorded next to a fog horn or something.
Friday May 22, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 044 - Mike Lindell is a Fiduciary
Friday May 22, 2020
Friday May 22, 2020
Listen, we're not mocking Mike Lindell because he was a crack addict. We're mocking him because of his dicketry. Or his bitchery. Or both.
Friday May 15, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 043 - WOW!
Friday May 15, 2020
Friday May 15, 2020
Hey! You! I like the cut of your jib, whatever the hell that means! Also, Mike has obviously never seen Demolition Man.
Friday May 08, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 042 - Jared Leto Has a Posse
Friday May 08, 2020
Friday May 08, 2020
UFOS? UFOS! REAL ONES! And somehow Jared Leto's bizarre cult is even weirder.
Friday May 01, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 041 - David Schwimmer is the Worst Fetish
Friday May 01, 2020
Friday May 01, 2020
Tom hates sitcoms with laugh tracks in them. Mike isn't the first to try to get him to watch Big Bang Theory. Care to guess how that went down?