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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Jun 12, 2020
Friday Jun 12, 2020
In this extra-long and extra-disorganized episode, we discuss a various and sundry mix of topics. In a way that's less coherent than usual.
Oh, and we forgot to include Kevin in this episode. Don't worry, he'll be back next week!
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Do you know what a poop knife is? Listen to this episode and you'll find out!
Friday May 29, 2020
Friday May 29, 2020
We are joined this week by our friend Leroy, who tells us about the joys of bird ownership. There's a lot of noise on this episode, which we believe may be attributed to the fact that Leroy's audio was recorded next to a fog horn or something.
Friday May 22, 2020
Friday May 22, 2020
Listen, we're not mocking Mike Lindell because he was a crack addict. We're mocking him because of his dicketry. Or his bitchery. Or both.
Friday May 15, 2020
Friday May 15, 2020
Hey! You! I like the cut of your jib, whatever the hell that means! Also, Mike has obviously never seen Demolition Man.
Friday May 08, 2020
Friday May 08, 2020
UFOS? UFOS! REAL ONES! And somehow Jared Leto's bizarre cult is even weirder.
Friday May 01, 2020
Friday May 01, 2020
Tom hates sitcoms with laugh tracks in them. Mike isn't the first to try to get him to watch Big Bang Theory. Care to guess how that went down?
Thursday Apr 30, 2020
Thursday Apr 30, 2020
We trade stories of masturbating in weird places. You know, like in a tree.
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Is Tom Hanks dead? Is he in Gitmo Bay? Did he host an online version of Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago? Will people believe pretty much anything? The answers are: No. No. Yes. Yes.
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
We invent candy bars. You decide which one is better: Tom's Big Island Pine or Mike's Motherfuckin' Candy Bar.