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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Thursday Apr 30, 2020
Thursday Apr 30, 2020
We trade stories of masturbating in weird places. You know, like in a tree.
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Is Tom Hanks dead? Is he in Gitmo Bay? Did he host an online version of Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago? Will people believe pretty much anything? The answers are: No. No. Yes. Yes.
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
We invent candy bars. You decide which one is better: Tom's Big Island Pine or Mike's Motherfuckin' Candy Bar.
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
In this episode we're just abuzz with ideas; the whole thing beecomes a little silly, if you ask me, but not so much that it would cause me to break out in hives. Don't worry, honey, it'll be okay. Sorry, I'll stop now.
Saturday Apr 25, 2020
Saturday Apr 25, 2020
Tom educates Mike on a variety of head shop drugs and their assorted horrors.
Friday Apr 24, 2020
Friday Apr 24, 2020
One man's passionate stories of wrapping Roy Orbison in plastic wrap inspires Mike to write his own story during a break in recording.
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Our friend Lindsay joins us for a delightful conversation on the topic of pornography.
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Tom ruthlessly hijacks Mike's story about duct tape into a conversation about video games.
Sunday Apr 19, 2020
Sunday Apr 19, 2020
Once upon a time, we were cyberstalked by an author spurned; in this episode, we tell the story of how Tom earned the name King Ladybug.
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Having finally finished Tiger King, we have an in-depth discussion on the topic. If you haven't watched the show, you might want to skip this episode. We also talk about aliens a fair bit.