Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 030 - Ladies and Gentlemen, Urethra Franklin!

 Mike gets banned for life from all Burger King restaurants.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 029 - From the Depths of the Uncanny Valley

Look out, or Mike's gonna punch your grandma's dentures right out of her mouth!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 028 - Welcome to the OCD Club!

Washing your hands a lot? Always carry a bottle of hand santizer? Do you struggle to remember what order to touch things in order to minimize your exposure to germs, bacteria, and viruses? Come join us!

Story Time with Tom & Mike 027 - Dwarf Talk

In this episode we talk about snake oil salesmen and charlatans.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 026 - Mike in the Cupboard

Mike abruptly emerges from a cupboard mid-podcast, derailing a serious topic, and prompting a more lighthearted conversation about reading.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 025 - Fisting Your Heart

It's the Big 25! We celebrate this personal milestone in podcasting by acting like complete idiots for nearly an hour. In a different way than usual, I mean.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 024 - Bling Bling for Your Ding-Ding

Mike has absolutely no problem eating ten feet away from someone who is actively throwing up. Do with that what you will. The rest of this episode is largely about pets.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 023 - Remember the Before Times?

Tom starts off the show by sharing details of his stressful day at the "office". Mike shares his discovery of Little Dicky. They explore the way Hollywood is going to change thanks to the COVID-19 quarantine. Tom predicts a mass increase in PTSD diagnoses.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 022 - Burly Loads of Steaming Bone Slop

Tom and Mike discuss advertisements found in the back of porno magazines, and somehow drift into talking about television shows they've been watching during the lockdown. They talk about their shared respect for the police and military alike. Tom makes an unforgivable mess in the kitchen. Tom and Mike talk about making music and playing old school video games.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 021 - Ranting About Adult Swim

Tom and Mike talk about old school Adult Swim content versus its modern fare. Tom talks about his hatred of Jeff Dunham. Mike is very confused about Superjail. They get off on a rant about MTV and Comedy Central. Mike helps Tom get into anime. The mood gets more serious as they talk about how their mental health issues helped them prepare for COVID 19.