Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 027 - Dwarf Talk

In this episode we talk about snake oil salesmen and charlatans.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 026 - Mike in the Cupboard

Mike abruptly emerges from a cupboard mid-podcast, derailing a serious topic, and prompting a more lighthearted conversation about reading.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 025 - Fisting Your Heart

It's the Big 25! We celebrate this personal milestone in podcasting by acting like complete idiots for nearly an hour. In a different way than usual, I mean.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 024 - Bling Bling for Your Ding-Ding

Mike has absolutely no problem eating ten feet away from someone who is actively throwing up. Do with that what you will. The rest of this episode is largely about pets.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 023 - Remember the Before Times?

Tom starts off the show by sharing details of his stressful day at the "office". Mike shares his discovery of Little Dicky. They explore the way Hollywood is going to change thanks to the COVID-19 quarantine. Tom predicts a mass increase in PTSD diagnoses.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 022 - Burly Loads of Steaming Bone Slop

Tom and Mike discuss advertisements found in the back of porno magazines, and somehow drift into talking about television shows they've been watching during the lockdown. They talk about their shared respect for the police and military alike. Tom makes an unforgivable mess in the kitchen. Tom and Mike talk about making music and playing old school video games.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 021 - Ranting About Adult Swim

Tom and Mike talk about old school Adult Swim content versus its modern fare. Tom talks about his hatred of Jeff Dunham. Mike is very confused about Superjail. They get off on a rant about MTV and Comedy Central. Mike helps Tom get into anime. The mood gets more serious as they talk about how their mental health issues helped them prepare for COVID 19.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 020 - Necknuts Jackman (feat. Sully)

Sully guest stars again! Tom Hanks' illustrious career is critically examined. The three discuss what they would like to happen to their bodies after they die. There is a great deal of talk about Australians.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 019 - Punching a Jar of Mayonnaise (feat. Sully)

Special guest Sully joins the guys as Mike once again defends Hot Pockets. They discuss bad movies, Mike tells a story about llama boner madness, and somehow connects this to Lars and the Real Girl. Tom talks behind-the-scenes podcasting stuff, leading to another frank discussion about how the coronavirus has changed all of our lives. Mike pitches his new invention, the Cat Bidet. Tom insists that Smell-O-Vision will require specialized Foley artists.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 018 - Hot Pocket Topic

Tom digs into the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist. Mike defends his dubious food choices. Should underwear be kept in a ziplock bag? Tom clearly wants MeUndies to sponsor the show. Mike and Tom share their love of thrift stores. Tom explains why the character of Data from Star Trek TNG is so incredible.