Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 020 - Necknuts Jackman (feat. Sully)

Sully guest stars again! Tom Hanks' illustrious career is critically examined. The three discuss what they would like to happen to their bodies after they die. There is a great deal of talk about Australians.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 019 - Punching a Jar of Mayonnaise (feat. Sully)

Special guest Sully joins the guys as Mike once again defends Hot Pockets. They discuss bad movies, Mike tells a story about llama boner madness, and somehow connects this to Lars and the Real Girl. Tom talks behind-the-scenes podcasting stuff, leading to another frank discussion about how the coronavirus has changed all of our lives. Mike pitches his new invention, the Cat Bidet. Tom insists that Smell-O-Vision will require specialized Foley artists.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 018 - Hot Pocket Topic

Tom digs into the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist. Mike defends his dubious food choices. Should underwear be kept in a ziplock bag? Tom clearly wants MeUndies to sponsor the show. Mike and Tom share their love of thrift stores. Tom explains why the character of Data from Star Trek TNG is so incredible.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 017 - It IS a Dream

Like McCain, Mike's presidential campaign loses all its steam after a guttural expression of joy. Tom and Mike talk about meeting celebrities. The question is asked: what is your favorite action or comedy film from the 80's. Mike shares his childhood love of Charlie Sheen. Tom hates on Nice Guys. Frankie - not to be confused with Frank - does some stand up.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 016 - Rate Me, My Friend

Warning! This episode is rather dry, so if you're here for the comedy, you may be disappointed. Tom and Mike take turns sharing their experiences with death. Tom talks about sleep paralysis and night terrors. An infant Tom is saved by an guardian angel. Mike and Tom give their thoughts on life after COVID19. Mike shills for a company that isn't paying him. Frank delivers a tight five. Tom teaches Mike how to make a damn good spaghetti bolognese.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 015 - Married... With Grandchildren

Tom tells stories of the attic bedroom in his childhood home. Mike pitches a collaboration between Justin Roiland and Mike Judge. Tom and Mike workshop the pilot episode for Married... With Grandchildren. At some point, they completely lose their sanity and the podcast completely unravels into absurdity.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 014 - Cut the Bun

We learn the dangers of flipping off motorists. Tom and Mike compare their masturbatoriums. Tom drops truth about Darth Vader. Mike invents a game.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 013 - The Great White Guilt

Tom and Mike talk tattoos and white guilt. Tom unknowingly foreshadows Episode 15 (just wait, you'll see). A young Tom smokes too much weed and cracks his head open. Mike tells drinking stories. Tom has a teen drinking party while his parents are home.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 012 - Tales from the Turnpike

Tom and Mike talk about the ways COVID19 has impacted their lives. Mike tells harrowing tales of rest stop bathrooms and bathroom-related activities.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 011 - Story Time with Rambo & Ichabod

A young Mike almost gets mauled by a hay elevator. Tom and Mike recall their days as a fast food employees. Tom savagely shits his pants at a party. Mike revels in a moment of personal glory.