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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Tom forgets what can be taken away from this podcast so far. Mike tells us what a fatberg is. Tom questions the meaning of life. He also asks, does the Flash need to shave his junk to keep it from catching on fire? Tom explains how the internet works.
Friday Mar 27, 2020
Friday Mar 27, 2020
Tom and Mike discuss whether or not eating food from street vendors and dirt malls is skeavy. A get a little lesson from Mike's pronunciation guide. They ask, will it freeze, and if so, can we eat it? Tom is menaced in a Blockbuster Video parking lot. Mike has beef with board games for children.
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Mike again admits to being a child. We learn that Tom is d u m m y t h i c c. Tom tells Army stories. Mike asks why we're hoarding toilet paper.
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
We address the State of the Funk with Mike. Tom's idea for clothing with nerve endings isn't such a good one. Mike wants to know how life would be if you sweat mayonnaise. Tom finds communion with the seagulls. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to thank bile salts!
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Don't worry, Tom isn't REALLY trying to talk Mike into reading Mein Kampf! We are given a grand tour of Tom's Cardiac Journey. Tom and Mike confuse video games with real life, and in the first of many future events, Tom calls Mike out.
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Oh! Oh Oh! Ozembyc! Tom and Mike discuss using popular music in pharmaceutical commercials. Tom is never above giving cigarettes to homeless people. The pros and cons of animated movies being rebooted as live action are explored. A vulgar display of Christianity is revealed.
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Tom attempts to explain his increasingly strange musical tastes. Mike almost cuts his fingers off. They decide that the word 'boof' needed to happen. Tom still remembers the texture of Ice Milk.
Saturday Mar 21, 2020
Saturday Mar 21, 2020
Tom and Mike discuss the sad, sad world of strip clubs. Mike wonders what it means to party. We learn how Mike's coworker earned the nickname Dick Lips. Tom waxes intellectual about sin. We learn that Tom and Mike share childhood boner shame. Dreams and flying dongs are discussed.
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Mike introduces Tom to the terrible concept of reusable toilet paper. It is with nearly the same amount of incredulity that they view people who have never seen It's a Wonderful Life. It is discovered that both Tom and Mike have a prejudice against Southern accents. Tom tells the story of a boy named Bongo, and the reverse karma it incurred in the form of him being being pummeled by a ginger demon earlier in his life. Sandwich ethics are briefly discussed.
Friday Mar 13, 2020
Friday Mar 13, 2020
Tom and Mike create a blog about beans and rats with diabetes. Mike shares some of his stand up material. Tom relates the story of the Ham Man and his time in the bakery. Tom invents the Rat Art Movement. Tom and Mike discuss medical woes. Tom eats 40 McNuggets. The origin of Pencil Dick is revealed. Tom explains the Sleeping Bag Game. Tom and Mike discuss poop crimes.