Episodes

Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 017 - It IS a Dream
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Like McCain, Mike's presidential campaign loses all its steam after a guttural expression of joy. Tom and Mike talk about meeting celebrities. The question is asked: what is your favorite action or comedy film from the 80's. Mike shares his childhood love of Charlie Sheen. Tom hates on Nice Guys. Frankie - not to be confused with Frank - does some stand up.

Friday Apr 03, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 016 - Rate Me, My Friend
Friday Apr 03, 2020
Friday Apr 03, 2020
Warning! This episode is rather dry, so if you're here for the comedy, you may be disappointed. Tom and Mike take turns sharing their experiences with death. Tom talks about sleep paralysis and night terrors. An infant Tom is saved by an guardian angel. Mike and Tom give their thoughts on life after COVID19. Mike shills for a company that isn't paying him. Frank delivers a tight five. Tom teaches Mike how to make a damn good spaghetti bolognese.

Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 015 - Married... With Grandchildren
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Tom tells stories of the attic bedroom in his childhood home. Mike pitches a collaboration between Justin Roiland and Mike Judge. Tom and Mike workshop the pilot episode for Married... With Grandchildren. At some point, they completely lose their sanity and the podcast completely unravels into absurdity.

Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 014 - Cut the Bun
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
We learn the dangers of flipping off motorists. Tom and Mike compare their masturbatoriums. Tom drops truth about Darth Vader. Mike invents a game.

Tuesday Mar 31, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 013 - The Great White Guilt
Tuesday Mar 31, 2020
Tuesday Mar 31, 2020
Tom and Mike talk tattoos and white guilt. Tom unknowingly foreshadows Episode 15 (just wait, you'll see). A young Tom smokes too much weed and cracks his head open. Mike tells drinking stories. Tom has a teen drinking party while his parents are home.

Monday Mar 30, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 012 - Tales from the Turnpike
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Tom and Mike talk about the ways COVID19 has impacted their lives. Mike tells harrowing tales of rest stop bathrooms and bathroom-related activities.

Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 011 - Story Time with Rambo & Ichabod
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
A young Mike almost gets mauled by a hay elevator. Tom and Mike recall their days as a fast food employees. Tom savagely shits his pants at a party. Mike revels in a moment of personal glory.

Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 010 - Can You Hear the Clapter?
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Tom forgets what can be taken away from this podcast so far. Mike tells us what a fatberg is. Tom questions the meaning of life. He also asks, does the Flash need to shave his junk to keep it from catching on fire? Tom explains how the internet works.

Friday Mar 27, 2020
Friday Mar 27, 2020
Tom and Mike discuss whether or not eating food from street vendors and dirt malls is skeavy. A get a little lesson from Mike's pronunciation guide. They ask, will it freeze, and if so, can we eat it? Tom is menaced in a Blockbuster Video parking lot. Mike has beef with board games for children.

Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Story Time with Tom & Mike 008 - Color-Coded Buttholes
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Mike again admits to being a child. We learn that Tom is d u m m y t h i c c. Tom tells Army stories. Mike asks why we're hoarding toilet paper.