Story Time with Tom & Mike

Tom and Mike on Emergency Hiatus

Due to a serious equipment failure, the podcast will be on break for awhile.  I'll be posting updates whenever possible.

Story Time with Tom & Mike 213 - Grandma’s Cheesy Vagina

This episode originally featured an argument which wasn't funny enough to keep.  There are undercurrents of it throughout the episode, see if you can guess what it was about!

Topics include: Dr. Pimple Popper; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice (legitimate source); huggist; somebody farts on Mike for a change; a lotta work for not a lotta meat; choking on fish bones; the Five Nights at Freddy's movie; Tom's comedy rage; what does 'woke' mean?; Thanksgiving and Christmas decorations; Mike explains embroidery; Big Nose George

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #drpimplepopper #gilbertgottfried #fivenightsatfreddys #embroidery #bignosegeorge #ChicksOnSpeed #AlienWeaponry

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 212 - Put Ur Butt in My Butt (feat. Brandon Marsdin)

We completely lose our shit and start talking about anally inserted butts.

Listen to Mike and Brandon's new podcast, Milkin' It, here: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/57417524 

Topics include: Mike is accosted my Laura Engels era maidens at a Les Claypool show; cheesesteak/cheese stick/cheese snake/cheesedick; Milkin' It; the proper pronunciation of "tour"; Jeffery; birds with boobie names; grocery store hijinks; chugging honey; Don't be a bird, bro, or you'll have a short life; You scream, I scream; butt docking; school fundraising; radioactive Chinese food; 

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #MichaelStipe #NatalieMerchant #EddieCochran #AtTheDriveIn #birds #iwalkedbobdylanonstage #schoolfundraising

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 211 - I Refuse to Help Myself

Mike relentlessly farts his way through life and refuses to apologize for it any longer.  Meanwhile, Tom wants to do away with the need to dispose of bodily waste.

Topics include: Ten Years After; Static-X; Tom takes his nephew to his first show; going back to the gym; New Game Plus IRL; pork at work; Yuengling Lager is overrated; sports fans; A Nightmare Before Christmas; Jared Fogel; what if Chris Hansen turned out to be a predator?; Mad Magazine paperbacks; magazines

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #TenYearsAfter #StaticX #gym #NewGamePlus #YuenglingLager #sportsfans #NightmareBeforeChristmas #JaredFogel #ChrisHansen #MadMagazine #magazines

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 210 - Professionally Angry (Halloween Special 2023)

We tried.  We really did.  But we just can't keep on topic long enough to be properly SpOoKy!

We would like to dedicate this episode to the memory of Rodrigo Moro.  Rest in Peace, buddy.

Topics include: is gore considered horror?; trick or treating in the 80s versus today; mental health meals; once you become a ghost, you gotta answer to other ghosts for shit they saw you do; grow your own tobacco; the closet of no return; House of Leaves; dreams in the witch apartment; dreams; drawing boobs in school; church; we didn't do an improv; Giant Antarctic Cryptid Spiders; Artie Shaw; Memotone; Fallout lore and the Demon Core

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Halloween #trickortreat #ghosts #tobacco #creepycloset #HouseOfLeaves #witch #dreams #church #AntarcticCryptid

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

Spooky Ride by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/250/spooky-ride 

Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 209 - A Joyless Breakfast

Who knew the Amish were such a rich vein of comedy?

Topics include: Trivium; Taylor Swift; Tom's resolution: more rock tees, tats, and shows; Beeker is a huge pervert; fantostomy bag; Are Tacos Sandwiches? - An Improv Sketch; cereal + milk = soup?; a definition for Walking Taco; The Amish Dick Punch

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Trivium #TaylorSwift #rockshows #rocktees #tattoos #tacos #AreTacosSandwiches #Amish

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 208 - A Piñata Full of What?!?

After two wholesome episodes in a row, I guess we needed to get some of the nasty out, because right out of the gate we're like 120 miles an hour with the toilet humor.

You love it.

Topics include: piss reduction; poop schedules; McDonalds; working at Hardee's; Boris (an improv game); The Hu; Death From Above 1979; guitars; Halloween decorations; EMP gun; No Pants Dance Off

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #poop #pooping #McDonalds #Hardees #BorisImprov #TheHu #DeathFromAbove1979 #guitars #HalloweenDecorations #NoPantsDanceOff

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 207 - Pre-Life Crisis (feat. Ben Cash)

In this super-long travelogue, Tom's nephew tells of his visit to Japan.  It's a tale of daring, adventure, and an astonishing lack of self-preservation.

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Japan #travel #travelogue #exploration #comingofage #JohnHughes

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 206 - An Acceptable Podcast

Something is off, here, Mike... did you get a haircut or something?

Topics include: Steve Harvey; the Wheel of Fortune PS4 game; RIP Bob Barker; Starfield; Baldur's Gate 3; concerts; Suicidal Tendencies; Danzig is a terrible homeowner; sleep studies; car salesmen; who would win in a fight, Tom or Mike?

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #SteveHarvey #WheelofFortune #BobBarker #Starfield #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #concerts #Suicidal Tendencies #DanzigHomeowner #sleepstudy #carsalemen

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 205 - Soda Douche

It's not what you're thinking.  Probably.

Topics include: repulsively sweet tea; boiled peanuts; Tom introduces his niece to D&D; comics; shitty celebrities; hot weather; Tom's Army days; too much sugar; more Army stuff; Dave Matthews; weed shits?; superheroes; Tom's cat Simon is also a soda douche

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #sweettea #boiledpeanuts #D&D #comics #DaveMatthews #Armystories

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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