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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Apr 26, 2024
Friday Apr 26, 2024
The question is not, should I buy one of those things with the camera on them that you can stick into your ear; the question is, can I stick it in my pee hole?
Topics include: birds of prey; getting old; eye-to-dick coordination; the 2024 solar eclipse; drinking; Caitlyn Jenner; earwax cameras;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #eagles #birdsofprey #aging #gettingold #2024eclipse #OJSimpson #CaitlynJenner #earwaxcameras
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Sunday Apr 14, 2024
Sunday Apr 14, 2024
I can't even get a decent 5G signal up here!!!
Topics include: was Jesus a zombie or a lich?; aliens and space travel; was Bob Ross a serial killer?; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Reginald Vel Johnson; separating the art from the artist; Paul Blart Mall Cop 2; Dan Schneider and the plight of child actors; remaking bad movines into good ones; Nicholas Cage
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Jesuslich #extraterrestrials #interstellartravel #BobRoss #BobRossserialkiller #FerrisBuellersDayOff #ReginaldVelJohnson #DanSchneider #NicholasCage
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Mar 29, 2024
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Mike looks like Goldilocks in this episode. If you're only listening to the podcast, you obviously won't see that, but if you're watching it on YouTube, maybe it'll distract the fuck out of you like it did Tom.
Topics include: names for toes; sexual feng shui; Andrew Tate; playing a didgeridoo; cats
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndrewTate #didgeridoo
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Mar 15, 2024
Friday Mar 15, 2024
"Funny, kinda heavy, and then adorable." Mike's take on this week's episode.
Topics include: various types of pudding; dukage; MIMAL; Vermin Supreme; Steven Seagal; some dude creepin' on Mike's steeze; thorazine dick; stone soup; AI; conservative family moves to Russia and immediately regret it; Tucker Carlson/Putin interview; Jon Stewart; a dose of cuteness
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #pudding #MIMAL #VerminSupreme #StevenSeagal #TuckerCarlson #JonStewart
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Mar 01, 2024
Friday Mar 01, 2024
Hey!!! I was listening to that AM radio station!
Topics include: Smurf porn; internet smack talk; thanks, I'm cured!; Valentines Day; we get locked into a food spiral; Lego Masters and other Nerd Artisans; Red Dwarf; fishboots; thieves steal 200 foot radio tower that was actively transmitting in AM;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #smurfporn #valentinesday #LegoMasters #RedDwarf #thievesstealradiotower
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Feb 09, 2024
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Have you ever eaten a Slimehead? What about a Whore Egg?
Topics include: Richards Simmons shrunk down into jerky; One Girl, One Brownie Recipe; peak dad; the Slimehead Family; Fairuza Balk's juicy center;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #RoyalJester #RichardSimmons #poopbrownies #dadjokes #slimehead #orangeroughy #FairuzaBalk
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jan 19, 2024
Friday Jan 19, 2024
We've had technical difficulties before, but this was the first time we've had to record the end of the podcast on another day.
Topics include: Tom goes to a Tool concert; two bags of shoes; what do trenchcoats remind you of?; Hunter S. Thompson sightings; the Balldo; ripped Grimace; haunted smart devices; Deobra Reddie; Two Truths and a Lie; some dude pissed in Mike's front yard
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Tool #ToolBand #clothingtheft #trenchcoat #HunterSThompson #Balldo #Grimace #DeobraRedden #TwoTruthsAndALie
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jan 12, 2024
Friday Jan 12, 2024
It's a new year, and that means the same old bullshit!
Topics include: Mike get sick and temporarily gains a superpower; the January gym rush; bad movies and good television; beating bad habits; Pre Malone; Only Fans trash; Don Cheadle as Captain Planet; Crisco kisses
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #januarygymrush #badhabits #postmalone #onlyfans
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Dec 29, 2023
Friday Dec 29, 2023
Collecting episodes 68 through 70.
Bits and segments included: Grundle Tales; Human Blunderbuss; Butt Plugs are for Everyone; Desiccated Plums; Preheating a Microwave; Must Be a Lie; Jimmy Horrible; Brown; The Funk; "Yeah, right!"; I Don't Need Your Fucking Charity; The Rootin’, Tootinest Lawyer in the West; Mike's Spy Cam Network; Bingo Gang; Barn Squirrels 'n' Chimney Bats!; Vampire Pussy
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #bestof
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Dec 22, 2023
Friday Dec 22, 2023
Its that time again!
BE SURE TO JOIN US ON NEW YEAR'S EVE AT 11 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME AS WE STREAM LIVE FROM GAMING WITH TOM & MIKE: https://www.youtube.com/live/1uAS6VXF0PM?si=_TLhw5xAJUuV7KfL
Topics include: holiday equity; Santa is more plausible than Jesus; Santa whupped a dude's ass; favorite Christmas memories; weight loss; wearing cologne at the gym; Nickelback likes your feet; what if Santa peed in Frosty's puddle?; Santa's eternal torment; ripping on the Amish yet again; apes are strong
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Santa #Jesus #ChristmasMemories #weightloss #Nickelback #Amish
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike