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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Collecting episodes 64 through 67.
Bits and segments included:
That's just God testing you; if it's in the bible, it must be true; stealth jerkin'; Down on Mike's farm; Tom is a farm expert; don't wizz on the electric fence; exploding hot dogs; human adaptability; St. Peter's favorite part of the job; Mrs. Cunty; healthy boundaries; the dangers of being a tree; Slendamin; first world toilets; Honkin' on Steve-o; desperately self-important; dental dam(age); basic mascot anatomy; danger slinky; what'cha gonna do?; Seth Grundle; We Didn't Start the Fire; get rich quicks cheme; what are Willy Allen?; good old-fashioned values; who doesn't enjoy someone being flung through the air?
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #bestof
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 08, 2023
Friday Sep 08, 2023
Would YOU subscribe to a Tom & Mike Onlyfans?
Topics include: Tom talks about his new living situation; we bemoan Brandon's schedule; Mike's mystery floor; Pete Davidson; medical marijuana; unintentional edging; firing dildos at Donald Trump; Douglas Adams; politics; let people enjoy things; Alex Skolnick Trio; mac glocky; a Tom & Mike Onlyfans?
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #homerepair #PeteDavidson #medicalmarijuana #mmj #edging #DonaldTrump #politics #letpeopleenjoythings #AlexSkolnickTrio #macglocky #Onlyfans
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 01, 2023
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Leroy plays with a variety of suspiciously-named objects and insults Juggalos. In jest of course. We're down with the clown here at Story Time with Tom & Mike - whoop whoop!
Topics include: Leroy plays with wood, pipe, and nipples; streaming media woes; Paul Ruebens; They Might Be Giants; Juggalos; Star Wars; Brojob; I'm Just Ken; Eddy Baker; Tom's rap; Academy Awards; hocus pocus, there's pizza on your Focus;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #DIYshelving #BluRayCollection #streamingmedia #PaulRuebens #TheyMightBeGiants #Juggalos #StarWars #Brojob #ImJustKen #EddyBaker #AcademyAwards
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 25, 2023
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Mike has never played D&D before. As a veteran DM, Tom guides Mike through a thrilling adventure in the fantastical land of Hobbleton. Join us as we meet strange people, fight stranger creatures, and explore bizarre locations!
This is part one of what will likely be an ongoing, episodic series, to be released every 4 - 6 weeks!
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #d&d #actualplay #ttrpg #rpg #tabletop #roleplaying #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast
Music and sound effects sourced from Tabletop Audio: https://tabletopaudio.com
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 18, 2023
Friday Aug 18, 2023
What the devil is going on here?!? Tom is Mike? Mike is Tom? And what's this, a live action cooking show? Why, it could only be the 200th episode special!
There'll be classic stories retold, new stories of stuff that never happened, gross over-exaggerations, and a whole slew of special appearances from friends of the show!
This one's for all the fans that have stuck with us for the last three and a half years - we love you all!
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #recipe #stromboli #buffalochicken #roast #bodyswap #200episodes #bestfriends #forthefans #gnarkill #skeletorbeastman #austriandeathmachine
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100172
Artist: http://incompetech.com
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Friday Aug 11, 2023
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Mike fucks around and finds out.
Topics include: Brandon has never seen an episode of Gilligan's Island; a truly lost tourist; we somehow conflate the following people as some sort of ultraperson: Jackie Collins, Jackie Moon, Jackie Robinson, Robert Patterson, Robert Pattison, Robert Patrick, and Richard Patrick; more tour bus stories; Real Dolls and other forms of masturbation; Tom's annoying neighbor; Bradley Hall; MeWithoutYou; Patrick Martin; Bob's Your Uncle;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #giligansisland #tourism #RealDoll #BradleyHall #MeWithoutYou #PatrickMartin #MikePatton #BillyCorgan #phrasemeanings #wordmeanings
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Tony has some ideas for a new podcast to pitch to Tom and Mike.
Topics include: DIY layaway; sorting Nine Inch Nails albums by Halo order; the outrageous cost of vinyl; young actors and old veterans; new podcast ideas; talking on the phone in a public bathroom; egg salad as a gentle enemy; intentionally leaving trash at somebody's house for them to find later; AC/DC; †††; Drowning Pool; Kim Jong Un does not poop; the Proto-Karen; ignorant questions about Australia
#podcast #funny #comedypodcast #nineinchnails #vinyl #youthacting #disabledveteran #podcastideas #disgustinghabits #rudehouseguests #acdc #††† #drowningpool #KimJongUn #australia
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jul 28, 2023
Friday Jul 28, 2023
Still better than rotting pieces of ham used as currency!
Topics include: King Lazy Eye; Cobra Man; Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band; World's Worst (an improv game)
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #KingLazyEye #CobraMan #ReverendPeyton #WorldsWorst #improv #standup
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jul 21, 2023
Friday Jul 21, 2023
From the dark recesses of 1980s television to our AI overlords, things get a little serious in this episode.
Topics include: body odor; mosquitoes; Drakkar Noir; showering daily; childhood trauma; dark episodes of 1980s family sitcoms; The Algorithm; the singularity; Monsters of the Week include McDonalds, Congress, SCOTUS, and rude shoppers; King Ladybug
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #hygiene #patchouli #DrakkarNoir #ChildhoodTrauma #ValeriesFamily #Algorithm #singularity #McDonalds #congress #SCOTUS #stalker
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Tom and Jimmy both get drunker, and things get deeper.
Topics include: family relationships; stupid comments from Blue Check Twitter accounts; who would you bang if you had the "hall pass", guy & girl edition; favorite actors; Jimmy's motorcycle
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #family #familyrelationships #bluecheckmark #twitter #hallpass #motorcycles
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike