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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Jun 23, 2023
Friday Jun 23, 2023
I... well... you see... you know what? I'm just gonna let Amber handle this one.
Topics include: what if Story Time with Tom & Mike were a theme restaurant?; the wrong hole at the wrong time (butt stuff); tiny rave; more butt stuff; Quiz: what do these lyrics from queer bands say about us?;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #themerestaurant #sexinjury
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jun 16, 2023
Friday Jun 16, 2023
Put yo' hands in the air, if your internet connection drops and you just don't care!
Topics include: Emperor Norton I; rat kings; aggressive drivers; leaving the toilet seat up; xenon headlights; weaponized children; Battle Tapes; Scissor Sisters; Mother Mother
#EmperorNortonI #ratking #aggressivedrivers #toiletseat #xenonheadlights #weaponizedchildren #BattleTapes #ScissorSisters #MotherMother
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jun 09, 2023
Friday Jun 09, 2023
We're back! After something like seven weeks of radio silence, we have returned to give you the kind of energy that only two hefty middle-aged men can give at the end of the week!
Topics include: Pride and the people who are inexplicably against it; Mike spies a gibbon, or possibly a baboon; dildos as a preventative safety method; punctuation as a means of discussing human anatomy; astronaut-based snacks; evolution gun; more Pride stuff; inexplicable bird; Mike's erotic alien fantasy; a firepit full of broken glass; if you're going to be a theist, don't be a hypocrite; Mike's first experience with marijuana; Tom is bested by a one-armed man; some dude poured coffee on his butthole because he lost a bet; Christmas in July?; Tom hangs out with Wiccans; commit to the shit
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Hi folks! We're taking a little break so Tom can move into his new house. We'll be back soon. Three weeks. Four, tops.
Friday Apr 21, 2023
Friday Apr 21, 2023
Would you get a tattoo from the Tattoo Boss, just for the bragging rights? Even if it sucked? Who IS the Tattoo Boss? Just who the hell are they? All these questions may or may not be answered in this, episode 189.
Topics include: processed frozen food; shaking hands with a homeless person; celebrity impersonators; Gordon Ramsey is a nice man; reality television; more celebrity impersonators; Mike conflates Donald Rumsfeld with
Robert Gates; Rod Roddy and his coat of scintillating colors; Balenciaga; people that don't use their turn signals
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Apr 14, 2023
Friday Apr 14, 2023
No exceptions.
Topics include: Mike's bank account information gets stolen and then he is greviously insulted by a police lady; Mike has more t-shirts than is reasonable; having a bad day; businesses being closed without it being obvious; Mike has a disappointing McDonald's experience; Tom's favorite spam emails; defending the Atari 2600 game ET
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Apr 07, 2023
Friday Apr 07, 2023
How much wood would you store in a woodshed if a woodshed could store wood? I would, wouldn't you? Morning wood. Okay, so they don't pay me much to write these descriptions, can you tell?
Topics include: Tom is buying a house; Mike's beard obsession; fire emergencies; Mike decides that Tom needs a pool table; Mike wears a Ford shirt and drives a Chevy; Mike is a fart boss and he absolutely proves it; treating a child like a fashion accessory; Masterbaker (an improv sketch)
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Do we all got one, or what? Important questions being asked here, folks.
Topics include: Mike and friend of the show Brandon Marsdin have a new podcast in the works; the indictment that didn't happen; Cult 45; Joe Exotic 2024!; taint mysteries; Tom Cruise is a creep; the benefits of owning a trebuchet; Tennesee pot cave (Cato Caves); leaving food trash on the shelves at Wal-Mart; tipping at restaurants; inventions that killed their inventors; horsegasm
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Would YOU live in this tiny spaceship? Wait 'til you see the fold out replicator!
Topics include: homemade Pop Tarts; working from home; sleeping in jeans; being walked in on by your kids during sex; Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; Star Trek food replicators; Red Dwarf; toilet paper roll configuration: the Wikipedia article;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 17, 2023
Friday Mar 17, 2023
For some reason, we dwell on the topic of food a lot more than usual.
Topics include: healthy food options; not-so-healthy food options; stupid guitar tricks; childhood medical issues; age-related memory problems; salmonella is not a guarantee; fitness; You're a Monster If...; video games; nu metal; beards
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ