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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Apr 07, 2023
Friday Apr 07, 2023
How much wood would you store in a woodshed if a woodshed could store wood? I would, wouldn't you? Morning wood. Okay, so they don't pay me much to write these descriptions, can you tell?
Topics include: Tom is buying a house; Mike's beard obsession; fire emergencies; Mike decides that Tom needs a pool table; Mike wears a Ford shirt and drives a Chevy; Mike is a fart boss and he absolutely proves it; treating a child like a fashion accessory; Masterbaker (an improv sketch)
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Do we all got one, or what? Important questions being asked here, folks.
Topics include: Mike and friend of the show Brandon Marsdin have a new podcast in the works; the indictment that didn't happen; Cult 45; Joe Exotic 2024!; taint mysteries; Tom Cruise is a creep; the benefits of owning a trebuchet; Tennesee pot cave (Cato Caves); leaving food trash on the shelves at Wal-Mart; tipping at restaurants; inventions that killed their inventors; horsegasm
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Would YOU live in this tiny spaceship? Wait 'til you see the fold out replicator!
Topics include: homemade Pop Tarts; working from home; sleeping in jeans; being walked in on by your kids during sex; Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; Star Trek food replicators; Red Dwarf; toilet paper roll configuration: the Wikipedia article;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 17, 2023
Friday Mar 17, 2023
For some reason, we dwell on the topic of food a lot more than usual.
Topics include: healthy food options; not-so-healthy food options; stupid guitar tricks; childhood medical issues; age-related memory problems; salmonella is not a guarantee; fitness; You're a Monster If...; video games; nu metal; beards
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Mar 10, 2023
Friday Mar 10, 2023
Today is our birthday! Well, not OUR birthday, but the podcast's birthday. We're still accepting gifts and money on its behalf, though.
Topics include: going bald; Mike is "sexually immature"; nightmare stairwells and other dreams; secondhand underwear; U2 is a garbage band; Star Wars; Dilbert can suck a dick, and so can J.K. Rowling; man with a firehose dick; Redditors are the worst; intergender sports teams; Christmas memories
Watch Tom's guest spot on Spicysonic's channel: https://youtu.be/MSBT6Jmc4uc
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Mar 03, 2023
Friday Mar 03, 2023
Brandon has a role in an upcoming movie, and we spend about fifteen minutes trying to stay consistently on topic long enough to discuss it. We're a little scattered-brained in this episode, is what I mean to say.
Topics include: bad greeting cards; chewing tobacco; Mike and Tom's asshole childhood friend and his stupid antics; road rage; fisting; homeless people; Daniel Day Lewis; talking cops out of stuff; the Super Bowl (AGAIN); that fish video; Tom's drunken bingo adventure; is there such a thing as false charity?; Jim Carrey; more sports talk
Cat painting available at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtByHanah
Sleeeping Porch Vol 1 available at: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/westernpines
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 24, 2023
Friday Feb 24, 2023
After 180 episodes, we finally tackle the subject: is Mike a monster for liking pineapple on pizza? Yes. Yes he is.
Topics include: shitty things we did as kids; they're MINERALS, Marie!; pineapple on pizza and other poor food choices; our creepy high school chemistry teacher; the Impersonator Effect; Hogwarts Legacy; Cocaine Bear and other silly names for movies; artificial intelligence; Superbowl LVII; Power Slap; Galaxy Quest
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Tony, previously of God Chat with God & Tony, returns to the show.
Topics include: Australia doesn't exist; UFOs and exterterrestrials; Professor Tom explains it all; 80's movies; bubbling and soaking; nuclear weapons; long airline flights; animal rights;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 10, 2023
Friday Feb 10, 2023
In this episode, we dive deep into the bizarre collection of links that Tom had bookmarked in preparation for the show. I know that's not particularly helpful, but we went hard on the websurfing in this episode.
Topics include: porno magazines in auto shop bathrooms; incest porn; AI art; amazing abdominal muscle control; Patriot Mobile; JesusWeen; the world's largest gummy candy
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Have you ever visited the Dark Web? Feel free to listen in and correct us if we're wrong about our wild speculations and half-assed explanations!
Topics include: gnoming services on the dark web; annoying fandoms; modernizing the seven dwarves; Tom's goofy asshole cat; a riff track by Tom & Mike?; planning for episode 200; kids grow up so fast; a letter from 1997; Bob Ross
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com