Story Time with Tom & Mike

Story Time with Tom & Mike 183 - Our Baby Turns Three

Today is our birthday!  Well, not OUR birthday, but the podcast's birthday.  We're still accepting gifts and money on its behalf, though.

Topics include: going bald; Mike is "sexually immature"; nightmare stairwells and other dreams; secondhand underwear; U2 is a garbage band; Star Wars; Dilbert can suck a dick, and so can J.K. Rowling; man with a firehose dick; Redditors are the worst; intergender sports teams; Christmas memories

Watch Tom's guest spot on Spicysonic's channel: https://youtu.be/MSBT6Jmc4uc 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 182 - Skintag Beard (feat. Brandon Marsdin)

Brandon has a role in an upcoming movie, and we spend about fifteen minutes trying to stay consistently on topic long enough to discuss it.  We're a little scattered-brained in this episode, is what I mean to say.

Topics include: bad greeting cards; chewing tobacco; Mike and Tom's asshole childhood friend and his stupid antics; road rage; fisting; homeless people; Daniel Day Lewis; talking cops out of stuff; the Super Bowl (AGAIN); that fish video; Tom's drunken bingo adventure; is there such a thing as false charity?; Jim Carrey; more sports talk

Cat painting available at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtByHanah 
Sleeeping Porch Vol 1 available at: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/westernpines 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 181 - Disappointing Sigourney Weaver (feat. Leroy Yohn)

After 180 episodes, we finally tackle the subject: is Mike a monster for liking pineapple on pizza?  Yes.  Yes he is.

Topics include: shitty things we did as kids; they're MINERALS, Marie!; pineapple on pizza and other poor food choices; our creepy high school chemistry teacher; the Impersonator Effect; Hogwarts Legacy; Cocaine Bear and other silly names for movies; artificial intelligence; Superbowl LVII; Power Slap; Galaxy Quest

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 180 - Jump-Humping with Tony (feat. Tony C)

Tony, previously of God Chat with God & Tony, returns to the show.

Topics include: Australia doesn't exist; UFOs and exterterrestrials; Professor Tom explains it all; 80's movies; bubbling and soaking; nuclear weapons; long airline flights; animal rights; 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 179 - God Made a Cloud

In this episode, we dive deep into the bizarre collection of links that Tom had bookmarked in preparation for the show.  I know that's not particularly helpful, but we went hard on the websurfing in this episode.

Topics include: porno magazines in auto shop bathrooms; incest porn; AI art; amazing abdominal muscle control; Patriot Mobile; JesusWeen; the world's largest gummy candy

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 178 - Rejected Dwarf Names

Have you ever visited the Dark Web?  Feel free to listen in and correct us if we're wrong about our wild speculations and half-assed explanations!

Topics include: gnoming services on the dark web; annoying fandoms; modernizing the seven dwarves; Tom's goofy asshole cat; a riff track by Tom & Mike?; planning for episode 200; kids grow up so fast; a letter from 1997; Bob Ross

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 177 - Spart Frauted

HORSEN DAS SPART FRAUTED!!!  NEIN!!!

Topics include: Sergeant Reckless, the US Marine Corps' most heroic horse; elderly woman crushed to death by falling restaurant sign; ghosts; Jeremy Renner; deepfakes; using Elon Musk to describe things other than Elon Musk; the dangers of depilatory cream; accents and dialects; 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 176 - I’m Ramming You With My Cockarms

What, you don't remember Kurt Cobain saying that?  Are you even a Nirvana fan, bro?

Topics include: stuttering; high school; plagiarism; self-checkout lines; Biden vs. Trump: Classified Documents Edition; standup comedy; Houston Bodyworks Exhibition; social media trends; museum of medical oddities; 

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 175 - Accidental Ass-Swallowing

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the various orifaces on the human body, and the panapoly of objects, various and sundry, that can be inserted into them.

Topics include: Mike surprises his dad with an innovative hairstyle; getting better at being neurodivergent; an a shockingly long list of things people inserted into their bodies in 2022; Tom attempts to rescue a feral cat; do you own your pets?; a human bong

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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Story Time with Tom & Mike 174 - Creepy & Cantankerous

In an unusual turn of circumstances, we recorded in the same room.  Seemingly the only difference is that now I (Tom) can actually smell Mike's farts.

Topics include: dad's old porno mags; sexually imprinting to a gigantic stuffed giraffe at a tender age; little people; Tom is creepy and Mike is cantankerous; shaving your balls; not answering your phone; dialup internet; enabling child predators; misleading nutrition labels; cats can make you sick; Two Truths and a Lie

Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 
Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 

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