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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Dec 30, 2022
Friday Dec 30, 2022
As the year draws to a close, Tom and Mike take a look at what happened in 2022.
Topics include: Apple stock market value reaches $3 trillion; Russian war on Ukraine; Will Smith and the slap heard 'round the world; Depp v. Heard; NASA unveils first image of Sagittarius A, a black hole at the center of our galaxy; Roe v. Wade overturned; NASA's DART mission; the world population hit 8 billion; notable celebrity deaths in 2022
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Dec 23, 2022
Friday Dec 23, 2022
We tried. We really tried to make a wholesome Christmas episode. But time and time again, we ended up talking about extremely dark shit. Not even alcohol helped.
Topics include: burning turds like Yule logs; giving up on Christmas trees; post-holiday blues; New Year's Eve; unpleasant family reunions; Trump trading cards; garbage celebrity weed; meat-eating cows; hot tub soup; severe worker's rights issues at Santa's Workshop; eggnog; Tom enjoys some Mad Elf from Troegg's (and becomes increasingly drunk); the Pope is a slut; Mike shows Tom some pictures on his phone, which si great for an audio podcast; pinkbutt; why do women find Pete Davidson attractive?; we try so hard to be Christmasy; the other side of the story; locker room power moves; Mike spent a little too much time looking at fart porn; making music; being a teenager and oversexualizing everything; Tom's bigfoot-hunter friend
Tom's music: https://proxyhell.bandcamp.com
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Friday Dec 16, 2022
In the Vancouver parks and recreation world, 'code' is code for lunch. No word on what the code for the word 'code' is, however. This is a really long episode, by the way. Shut up, you love it!
Topics include: do you listen to something to help you fall asleep?; we learn that Mike is a roadie for food; Gary Busey got hit in the head with the street; Freddy Mercury, spit in my mouth!; the incest scene in Joe Dirt; Metallica; Mike possesses a certain burliness which is off-putting; finding a gun in the bushes and putting it in your mouth; Tom used to do prank calls; cassette tapes are making a comeback?; great artists left to their own devices sometimes become parodies of themselves
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Dec 09, 2022
Friday Dec 09, 2022
Tony returns to the show to discuss world travel, sometimes with an unexpected Bostonian accent.
Topics include: a whip of Indianas; poseurs; dog secretions; ubiquitous Southern accents; dentistry and precum; Stink Factor Five; handwashing; foot dandruff; Kanye has gone insane; Google's acting up; pizza; the worst movies we've seen; Star Wars prequels; Halloween costumes; Christmas in the summertime
God Chat with God & Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Collecting the best of episodes 56-61
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Nov 25, 2022
Friday Nov 25, 2022
Nat from the podcast Stoned N' Social joins us as we slip on our Guy Fieri socks and talk about The Amazing Pud.
Topics include: why we podcast; walking in on your parents having sex; religion; Nat's 24-hour podcasting marathon; drinking too much; radical honesty; breakfast cereal; travel; regifting; Guy Fieri; The Amazing Pud; strip clubs and casinos; why we don't have flying cars
Listen to Stoned N' Social here: https://www.stonednsocial.com
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Collecting the best of episodes 53-55
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Nov 11, 2022
Friday Nov 11, 2022
BEWARE, FOR VERNON THE VANQUISHED TRASH VAMPIRE PERSISTS STILL! HE CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED WITH WINDEX!
Topics include: Brandon has decided to become a hobo; how gross was Woodstalk... which one?; special education; Mike signed the Santa Clause; Jordan Peterson demands that you vacuum your room; Jim Varney's live action Saturday morning show; the ghost-sex scene in The Exorcist; Tom redlines his mic so hard that it completely failed to pick up the audio; the return of SpaceCloude; burnout; Brazilian steakhouses; using Nair on your balls; Thom Yorke is Tilda Swanton;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Which came first, Adam & Eve, or cave men? Sorry this episode is a little short - Mike wanted to watch the World Series.
Topics include: have we gotten too serious?; drinking melted ice from the Antarctic; H.P. Lovecraft was a dick; Australia is scary; Adam and Eve and cavemen; cannibalism; Wesley Crusher's death trial; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice; Grunge music;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Tom's sister Steph, and her fiancé Kali, join us for a spooky retelling of weird events and ghost hunting. And then Kali absolutely slays at Would You Rather. Not for the faint of heart!
Topics include: the sleeping bag game; creepy shared nightmares in the Cash house; hallucinating from smoking way too much weed; peacocking; Herschel Walker's tin badge; banana cream peppermint; Germany's KFC and other mixed drinks; built-in shelves and secret passages; getting my mom high; ghost hunting; a brutal round of Would You Rather
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ