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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Nov 04, 2022
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Which came first, Adam & Eve, or cave men? Sorry this episode is a little short - Mike wanted to watch the World Series.
Topics include: have we gotten too serious?; drinking melted ice from the Antarctic; H.P. Lovecraft was a dick; Australia is scary; Adam and Eve and cavemen; cannibalism; Wesley Crusher's death trial; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice; Grunge music;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Thursday Oct 27, 2022
Tom's sister Steph, and her fiancé Kali, join us for a spooky retelling of weird events and ghost hunting. And then Kali absolutely slays at Would You Rather. Not for the faint of heart!
Topics include: the sleeping bag game; creepy shared nightmares in the Cash house; hallucinating from smoking way too much weed; peacocking; Herschel Walker's tin badge; banana cream peppermint; Germany's KFC and other mixed drinks; built-in shelves and secret passages; getting my mom high; ghost hunting; a brutal round of Would You Rather
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Yarr, mately, we be smokin' Neptune's Nectar! Sea Cocaine, says I!
Topics include: groceries; Dr. Oz's "Wegner's" gaff; charcuterie; sweaty Republicans; Hannity is an asshole for playing that Joe Biden phone call; Alex Jones; Russian shills on social media; Nick Adams; RIP Coolio, Angela Lansbury, and Robbie Coltrane; Johnny Depp; we finally review the controversial reality show Black. White.
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Oct 14, 2022
Friday Oct 14, 2022
Leroy returns to the show, where we talk about Big Bang Theory - AGAIN. Mike finally admits that it's not very good, though, which means we're seeing progress!
Topics include: designer genital warts; why is Trump above the law?; are you ready to defend yourself in a home invasion?; sexy Ronald McDonald; Adult Happy Meals; Big Bang Theory versus Always Sunny; climate change; Door Dash was made for stoners by stoners; John Fetterman versus Dr. Oz
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Oct 07, 2022
Friday Oct 07, 2022
InfiDale3476 joins us for a deep dive into atheism, fighting harmful beliefs, and getting arrested for hugging Charles Barkley in this super-long and super-interesting episode!
Topics include: should we respect others' religious beliefs?; Tom is accused of being possessed by the Antichrist; intelligence is sexy; relationships; mosh pits; Camden, NJ; Dale loses a close friend to Trump; unlearning bad thinking and prejudices; Dale gets in legal trouble for hugging Charles Barkley; great inventions; learning about other religions; Calvinism; adult diapers
Dale's Twitter: https://twitter.com/InfiDale3476
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Pantera - Satan Got Me By the Balls: https://youtu.be/WaxvupelwIo
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 30, 2022
Friday Sep 30, 2022
Don't get it wrong, we love Joe, you'd have to... well... in context it's... oh, just listen to the episode, you'll get it.
We've officially ripped off the band-aid, so expect a lot more politics moving forward!
WARNING - This episode features a long discussion about alcohol and cannabis use which some listeners may find triggering. If you are struggling with addiction and you are in the US, go to https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/atod. Otherwise, you can google "addiction hotline" and find the relevant information for your country.
Topics include: trouble for the Trump family; why you can't debate some people; harmful beliefs; alcohol; US military commissaries; Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentary; free will; cannabis; cassette tapes;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 23, 2022
Friday Sep 23, 2022
Warning! This is a VERY serious episode, loaded with political commentary. If you use the word "liberal" as an insult, you'll HATE this episode.
Topics include: false heroes; Star Trek; Trisha Paytas; mental illness; mukbang; Doug Mastriano; Dr. Oz; John Fetterman; Ron DeSantis; Greg Abbott; Mike Lindell; A Talking Cat!?! (not the movie); comic strips;
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Sep 16, 2022
Friday Sep 16, 2022
Tom's nephew joins the show for an hour and a half of debauchery and chaos. No matter how awful the title sounds to you, I assure you, its meaning is even worse.
Topics include: Ben's dirty secret about the spicysonic DeviantArt account; who would you cast in a Gilligan's Island reboot?; Ben created an absurdist three film treatment based on a terrible live action Dragon Ball Z movie; Adam Sandler's sad career; interstellar stowaways; Would You Rather?;
Ben's YouTube channel, spicysonic, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9sDOzVSoZnuyIvSFMMCg0Q
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Unfoldment, Revealment, Evolution, Exposition, Integration by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/reappear/
Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/
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Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Mike's back for an extra long episode in which we talk about food, as usual. We talk about other stuff, but come on, look at the title!
Topics include: Tom narrowly avoids a fight; food pranks; food service; Mike reads a bizarre Craig's List ad; strange insects; Tom and Mike's fucked up high school; seeing your parents naked; ball pain relativity; one word answers; Ice JJ Fish; Tom's tweet blows up
Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1
Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
SUPPORT US ON PATREON!
https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ
Friday Sep 02, 2022
Friday Sep 02, 2022
Long before Tom & Mike, we had a short-lived podcast called Stupid Questions, in which we took questions from the internet and emails, and answered them stupidly. In this episode, we talk about the appendix, bad breath, bezoars, ear wax, and sticky poops.
Recorded Dec 6, 2018