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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Jul 12, 2024
Friday Jul 12, 2024
This week's episode was brought to you by Crappy Equipment! We were able to record on our phones, but because of this, I wasn't given a video feed with both our faces on it at the same time. The cuts were all automatically done by Zoom upon converting the file, so they look like shit. Also, it sounds like shit, for multiple reasons. On the plus side, this is the easiest edit I've had to do in years.
Topics include: Mike's computer breaks, and so does Tom's ashtray, although these things are not directly related; Fallout 76; The Mighty Boosh; Tom describes a kind of time travel that could be created using a copy of the album Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm Clock and a good tube amp; what constitutes a musical supergroup?; looking at porn at work; Tom's POS NCO;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Fallout76 #MightyBoosh #JulianBarrett #NoelFielding #RichFulcher #MattBerry
#StrawberryAlarmClock
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jun 28, 2024
Friday Jun 28, 2024
Andy the Squirrel teaches Mike a thing or two about life as a city squirrel.
Topics include: baseball caps; keeping toys in the packaging; bespoke action figures; secret peeing; phantom pooping techniques; a visit from Andy P. Squirrel; movie plot mashups;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndyPSquirrel #baseballcaps #collectabletoys #actionfigures
#movieplotmashup
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jun 14, 2024
Friday Jun 14, 2024
Mike seriously did take a butter bath, don't let him try to tell you otherwise.
Topics include: alcoholic slushies; Tom has dental work done; Mike's oldest daughter graduates from college; a visit from Dr. Phill McDraw; the real Dr. Phil and his stuntmen buddies; Minor League Baseball team names; Marilyn Manson with a mullet; beer
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #DrPhil #DrPhilparody #dentists #MinorLeagueBaseball #MarilynManson #beer
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday May 31, 2024
Friday May 31, 2024
Nothing like the indignity of being bitten in the head to add to the general bullshit of gym class.
Topics include: the Pure Moods CD; Smashmouth; Fallout TV show; reading; dog problems; head bites and other gym class activities; beer; the time astronaut John Young smuggled a sandwich into space; who Tweeted it, Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider, or Randy Quaid?; the dark web
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #PureMoods #Smashmouth #FalloutTVshow #reading #beer #JohnYoungastronaut #KevinSorbo #RobSchneider #Randy Quaid? #darkweb
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday May 17, 2024
Friday May 17, 2024
Because who doesn't need another phobia?
Topics include: novelty t-shirts; inflammatory bumper stickers; skin tags; name brands versus generic brands; kangaroo meat; toilet snakes; Amazon Safari; Nair on balls and other bad ideas; Andy Dick; Fallout TV show
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #noveltytshirts #bumperstickers #skintags #namebrands #toiletsnake #Amazonreviews #Nair #AndyDick #Fallout #FalloutShow #WaltonGoggins
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday May 10, 2024
Friday May 10, 2024
It's kind of like a combination of acupuncture and arts & crafts!
Topics include: what constitutes a sauce?; Gripe Water; social media pranksters; Boomer thinks selling illegal immigrants is a good idea; school official nearly loses job in AI framejob; voting eligibility limitations; Trump the Idiot God King; freckle networking; Joe Kenda
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #sauce #GripeWater #pranks #boomer #immigration #AI #chatGPT #voting #Trump #JoeKenda
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Apr 26, 2024
Friday Apr 26, 2024
The question is not, should I buy one of those things with the camera on them that you can stick into your ear; the question is, can I stick it in my pee hole?
Topics include: birds of prey; getting old; eye-to-dick coordination; the 2024 solar eclipse; drinking; Caitlyn Jenner; earwax cameras;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #eagles #birdsofprey #aging #gettingold #2024eclipse #OJSimpson #CaitlynJenner #earwaxcameras
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Sunday Apr 14, 2024
Sunday Apr 14, 2024
I can't even get a decent 5G signal up here!!!
Topics include: was Jesus a zombie or a lich?; aliens and space travel; was Bob Ross a serial killer?; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Reginald Vel Johnson; separating the art from the artist; Paul Blart Mall Cop 2; Dan Schneider and the plight of child actors; remaking bad movines into good ones; Nicholas Cage
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Jesuslich #extraterrestrials #interstellartravel #BobRoss #BobRossserialkiller #FerrisBuellersDayOff #ReginaldVelJohnson #DanSchneider #NicholasCage
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Mar 29, 2024
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Mike looks like Goldilocks in this episode. If you're only listening to the podcast, you obviously won't see that, but if you're watching it on YouTube, maybe it'll distract the fuck out of you like it did Tom.
Topics include: names for toes; sexual feng shui; Andrew Tate; playing a didgeridoo; cats
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndrewTate #didgeridoo
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Mar 15, 2024
Friday Mar 15, 2024
"Funny, kinda heavy, and then adorable." Mike's take on this week's episode.
Topics include: various types of pudding; dukage; MIMAL; Vermin Supreme; Steven Seagal; some dude creepin' on Mike's steeze; thorazine dick; stone soup; AI; conservative family moves to Russia and immediately regret it; Tucker Carlson/Putin interview; Jon Stewart; a dose of cuteness
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #pudding #MIMAL #VerminSupreme #StevenSeagal #TuckerCarlson #JonStewart
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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