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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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6 days ago
6 days ago
Sorry, no video again this week! Audio-only listeners won't notice a difference, but the YouTube viewers will. We'll be back to normal next episode. On the plus side, this is a really funny episode.
Topics include: Tom has a dream about urethral sounding; Tom says "yeah" a lot; Helen Keller; The Greatest American Hero; Vantablack BMWs?; Jesus "Gets" Us; Garfield is dead; AI is creepy and weird and scary; Bro My God!; snorting cum; what the fuck is going on?; oyster crackers and saltines; Tom flooded a vestibule at Kmart; flannel sheets;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #urethralsounding #HelenKeller #GreatestAmericanHero #vantablack #JesusGetsUs #Garfield #JimDavis #AI #Kmart #flannelsheets
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
It's that time again! Time to get SpOoOoOky!
Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inmates
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #missingproperty #litterboxesinclassrooms #conservatives #Dracula #phobias #deathrow #lastmeal
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Oct 18, 2024
Friday Oct 18, 2024
I basically put a red pepper flake in my eye during this episode, and it really, really hurt.
Topics include: Guy Fieri; half-assed dopplegangers; time travel; celebrity impersonators; Truth.com ads; dogs; Justin Beiber confronts rude fans; F.A.T.A.L.; mental illness; pepper spray; being out of shape
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GuyFieri #dopplegangers #celebrityimpersonators #Justin Beiber #FATALRPG #mentalillness #pepperspray
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Oct 04, 2024
Friday Oct 04, 2024
Little know fact, FedEx is short for Federation Excelsior.
Topics include: we welcome Diz to the Gaming Channel; longing for Thanksgiving; time travel; Would You Rather?; Overrated or Underrated?; generic cars; pranks
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Thanksgiving #timetravel #Beatles #tea #vintagesoda #jellopuddingpops #USPS #NewYorkStyle #pranks
Diz's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Dizaster1995
Diz's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dizasterstudios
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 20, 2024
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Mike may be a hobbit, but he's a damned successful one!
Topics include: poopy shrimp; sick penis; propaganda; Tom hates sitcoms; Mike visits New Jersey; penile law
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #FamilyMatters #BigBangTheory #NewJersey #hobbit #FreedomRock #Scientology
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Sep 06, 2024
Friday Sep 06, 2024
Is it true? Is the Cybertruck really just an SUV with PS1 graphics?
Topics include: the Four Amishmen of the Apocalypse; Thing, The Thing, and John Carpenter's The Thing; unusual sports, real, or invented?; The Walkening; Elon Musk; RFK and his bear
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #cardboardtubefightingleague #wifecarrying #shovelracing #PoohSticks #FireballSoccer #ChristopherWalken #ElonMusk #RFKbear #SOFTPLAY #WaxFang #FozzyBand
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 23, 2024
Friday Aug 23, 2024
Join us as we explore the world of AI-generated music, the definition of Shoegaze, drinking hard liquor as a substitute for water, and more!
Topics include: Mike is repairing and restoring a guitar, this song of the week brought to you by AI (Suno); should cover songs stay true to the original, or be reinterpretations of the original?; the definition of Shoegaze; Tom's beach trip; a cowboy's drink of choice; Steve Buscemi; the way creative people think; reality tunnels; space exploration; sex toy or obscure comic book character?;
Check out jackdeth's song, Summer Party Song, and others at https://suno.com/@jackdeth
Tom's music can be found at https://suno.com/@system_of_a_clown
Watch us play Goat Simulator here: https://youtu.be/xNLksPfqnEE
Watch us play Human Fall Flat here: https://youtu.be/ZhYE0c43jPw
#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #guitarrepair #guitarrestoration #AImusic #Suno #coversongs #shoegaze #SteveBuscemi #creativity #realitytunnels #RobertAntonWilson #sextoys #comics
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Aug 09, 2024
Friday Aug 09, 2024
Feeling nostalgic? So are we!
Topics include: Tom is sometimes ashamed of his own podcast; summer games we played as kids; young Tom was a bully; terrible bathroom stories; Mad Magazine; 80's and 90's toys
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GhostsInTheGraveyard #TVTag #Photon #Lasertag #HordakSlimePit #Crossfire #Pogoball #Spytech #bullying
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jul 26, 2024
Friday Jul 26, 2024
Ambers joins us once again, with an armful of quizzes and her special type of positivity.
Topics include: generic candy; proper bong usage; dong ia a funny word; a shitty Willy Wonka exhibit; Ben Schwartz's improv tour; fake news vs real news; a quiz about fried foods; a quiz about Pride month
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #genericcandy #bong #dong #WillyWonka #WillyWonkaExhibit #BenSchwartz #fakenews #friedfood #summer #pride
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Jul 12, 2024
Friday Jul 12, 2024
This week's episode was brought to you by Crappy Equipment! We were able to record on our phones, but because of this, I wasn't given a video feed with both our faces on it at the same time. The cuts were all automatically done by Zoom upon converting the file, so they look like shit. Also, it sounds like shit, for multiple reasons. On the plus side, this is the easiest edit I've had to do in years.
Topics include: Mike's computer breaks, and so does Tom's ashtray, although these things are not directly related; Fallout 76; The Mighty Boosh; Tom describes a kind of time travel that could be created using a copy of the album Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm Clock and a good tube amp; what constitutes a musical supergroup?; looking at porn at work; Tom's POS NCO;
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Fallout76 #MightyBoosh #JulianBarrett #NoelFielding #RichFulcher #MattBerry
#StrawberryAlarmClock
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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