Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse

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Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse is a conversational comedy podcast where reality is negotiable and the absurd is just part of the plan. Join Tom (the dry philosopher-poet of the group), Mike (resident chaos goblin and wisdom dispenser), and Amber (quizmistress supreme and relentless optimist) as they ricochet between pop culture, personal stories, bizarre hypotheticals, and unhinged self-improvement schemes—all in the name of keeping the multiverse from collapsing under the weight of its own nonsense. Expect quizzes, microfailures, hot takes, questionable advice, and the occasional existential crisis. Nothing is off-limits. Everything is funny. Probably. New episodes every two weeks. Bring snacks.

Episodes

Friday Mar 06, 2026

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 017 - Best of: Volume Two

Friday Mar 06, 2026

We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!

Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies

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https://tmasm.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Songs from the Multiverse:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW
https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz

Friday Feb 20, 2026

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 016 - Alien Butt Club

Friday Feb 20, 2026

Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode!

Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream
Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you? (Please say probe!)

Take Amber's quiz! https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you

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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies

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https://tmasm.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Feb 06, 2026

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 015 - I Creatively, Energetically, and Joyfully Hate You

Friday Feb 06, 2026

It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit!

In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz

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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies

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https://tmasm.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Jan 23, 2026

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 2)

Friday Jan 23, 2026

The episode so long we had to split it in half! Here's part two!

Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook

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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies

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https://tmasm.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Jan 23, 2026

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 1)

Friday Jan 23, 2026

Happy New Year! Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!

Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco

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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA

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Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies

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https://tmasm.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Dec 26, 2025

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 013 - We Go Where Elves Dare

Friday Dec 26, 2025

It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine. Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!

Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.

The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Dec 12, 2025

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 012 - Best of: Volume One

Friday Dec 12, 2025

Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!

Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

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Friday Nov 28, 2025

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 011 - Nice to Fist You!

Friday Nov 28, 2025

Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.

Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs. Terrible, offensive Mad Libs. Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't. What kind of Fall companion are you?

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

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Friday Nov 14, 2025

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 010 - Dr. Mike's White Hot

Friday Nov 14, 2025

amber is a little stuffed treasure chest. Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes. Mike has two buttholes. Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up. Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

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Friday Oct 31, 2025

Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 009 - Haunted Ham Balls

Friday Oct 31, 2025

Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick. Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break. Mike shares Halloween triva. Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates. The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com

Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

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Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn

Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org

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