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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Have an inane question? Ask ChatGPT!
Topics include: do liquids have texture? (no, they do not); do farts propel poop? (yes, they do!); what does urine taste like?; Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; Tom recieves Chick Tracts from some random stranger via postal mail; Jehovah's Witnesses; childhood friends; Mike performs first aid on a man attacked by a succubus; disappearing eyebrows; AIDS; Spotify;
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
Friday Apr 04, 2025
Friday Apr 04, 2025
With prices like these, we'll do anything for some eggs! ANYTHING.
Topics include: Mike enjoys a snack before the podcast; unnecessary smart devices; eating veggies; videos games; streaming media versus physical media; the cybertruck; the price of eggs; fucking big huge dogs; meth gators; Larry King's many marriages; sunglass fashion; urinal mistakes; a COVID retrospective
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Collecting the best of episodes 71 - 73.
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
https://www.tomandmike.com
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
It's the five year anniversary of our podcast! Join us as we do almost nothing to celebrate this.
Topics include: who makes the the best chocolate?; biting down on coins; why you can't straight up punch a motherfucker anymore; jackass radar; standup comedy; we actually talk about the history of the podcast; eggs and other food; scrote cups; eating bugs; Mike Patton; Happy Gilmore 2; Tom accidentally buys a McDonald's uniform; hash slaves; beer; Mike's plans for upgrading his recording space
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
https://www.tomandmike.com
https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Riiiiiight on it.
Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow #PissTroughs #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #BeerSnobs #MexItalian #Scrotumatronics #FemboyConfusion
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
I FOUND THE MEATLOAF!
Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air fryer
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #magnetosphere #poleshift #IncredibleHulk #farts #giantess #murals #childsoldiers
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jan 24, 2025
Friday Jan 24, 2025
That thing about the snapping turtles is totally true, BTW.
Topics include: standup comedy; Watching Amy Shumer Until I Laugh; the Hawk Tuah girl is suing people for no reason; Rachael Gunn; degloving your penis; cheese commercials about adult illiteracy; Gwar; Jim Morrison died of snapping turtles; things become heated leading up to and including Song of the Week; Charles Manson; ASMR (Sneaker Sex); Brandon is bootycalled or something by a D-List celebrity
See the full Gilbert Gottfried video here: https://youtu.be/4zDf_sKMUeA?si=1P0NPuayQa2PsV9h
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GilbertGottfriedRealVoice #HawkTuahgirl #RachaelGunn #JimMorrison #ASMR #CharlesManson
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Friday Jan 10, 2025
It was a cough, I tell you!
Topics include: Mike gets really high; Gemini AI goes insane and tells a user to die; our dystopian present and future; vajankles; Reese's Peanut Butter Cunt; Hershey's Chocolate World; what's up with kids running the air conditioning in the dead of winter?; fake it until you do not make it; gingers
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #weed #stoner #GeminiAI #dystopia #HersheyChocolateWorld #HersheyPark #airconditioning #gingers
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here!
Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard Peterson
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #OrangeCreamsicle #craftcandy #decemberholidays #winterholidays #giftgiving #KurtCobainQuotes #RichardPeterson
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Dec 13, 2024
Friday Dec 13, 2024
Put on the Meat Suit and deal with it.
Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #painting #doppelganger #bandshirts #WesleyWillis #PlayDoh #MikeTysonVsJakePaul #ThisOldHouse
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike