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Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy. Not safe for kids.
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What looks go well with lack of neck?
Topics include: Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance is The Amazing Pud; Augmented Reality and Virtual Reality are still kinda bullshit; Tom undergoes a 36 hour fast; sports cards; Mario; Ralph Skywalker; never take Jesus to a waterpark; what Gen X will be like as elderly people;
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
Saturday May 31, 2025
Saturday May 31, 2025
"I'm Tim the Toolbag Taylor, and I approve this message."
Topics include: Linux; Larry King's penis; ice cream fantasies; Clint Howard; Tom does NOT shave his eyebrows; facial tattoos; Tom explains the 'Coyote' thing a little more plainly; Sisyphus; Scientology
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
https://www.tomandmike.com
Friday May 16, 2025
Friday May 16, 2025
Tom changes his name. Mike brings very little to the table this week.
Topics include: grocery store nazi; the afterlife; Tom invents a game to make mealtime for fun for his niece; very expensive breadsticks; a sad cheat meal; Tom's workout routine; why Tom likes to be called Coyote; Mike makes a move toward career satisfaction
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
Friday May 02, 2025
Friday May 02, 2025
Nobody says no to George.
Topics include: being drunk is illegal in heaven; Mike thinks dermatologists are weird; lidocaine allergies and emergency toilet laundry; posture pals; healthy = happy; the Real Jesus; letting go of shit; Mike might be a werewolf; South Park; Mike sees no difference between REO Speedwagon and REM; Star Wars movies and merch; fetishes; AI generated images; vanity sizing; ordering food versus going to pick it up
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Have an inane question? Ask ChatGPT!
Topics include: do liquids have texture? (no, they do not); do farts propel poop? (yes, they do!); what does urine taste like?; Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; Tom recieves Chick Tracts from some random stranger via postal mail; Jehovah's Witnesses; childhood friends; Mike performs first aid on a man attacked by a succubus; disappearing eyebrows; AIDS; Spotify;
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
Friday Apr 04, 2025
Friday Apr 04, 2025
With prices like these, we'll do anything for some eggs! ANYTHING.
Topics include: Mike enjoys a snack before the podcast; unnecessary smart devices; eating veggies; videos games; streaming media versus physical media; the cybertruck; the price of eggs; fucking big huge dogs; meth gators; Larry King's many marriages; sunglass fashion; urinal mistakes; a COVID retrospective
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Collecting the best of episodes 71 - 73.
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
https://www.tomandmike.com
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
It's the five year anniversary of our podcast! Join us as we do almost nothing to celebrate this.
Topics include: who makes the the best chocolate?; biting down on coins; why you can't straight up punch a motherfucker anymore; jackass radar; standup comedy; we actually talk about the history of the podcast; eggs and other food; scrote cups; eating bugs; Mike Patton; Happy Gilmore 2; Tom accidentally buys a McDonald's uniform; hash slaves; beer; Mike's plans for upgrading his recording space
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv
https://www.tomandmike.com
https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Riiiiiight on it.
Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics
#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow #PissTroughs #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #BeerSnobs #MexItalian #Scrotumatronics #FemboyConfusion
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
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Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
I FOUND THE MEATLOAF!
Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air fryer
#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #magnetosphere #poleshift #IncredibleHulk #farts #giantess #murals #childsoldiers
Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud
*****************************************************
VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!
https://www.tomandmike.com
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Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike